THE BREAK UP BREAKDOWN (Review) · 3:48am May 19th, 2018

Just deleted someone's nice comment on one of my fics I hate... telling them to bug off... and now this

THE BREAK UP BREAKDOWN

(Watching it Leaked)

Oh, crap! A Heart's and Hooves Day ep is bad enough. Still, I don't ship Big Mac with anyone, so break up or not, he's not on my shipping chopping block, but I'm already constantly reminded of BB and Terra.

This ep just may get a low score.

SCORE: 8000

Oh, no... it's Di-stupid-scord (the absolute lamest character I have ever seen in this or any cartoon period!)

just for that alone...

-200

SCORE: 8000 ----> 7800

Wow! For once, Dsicord said something I can actually with him without gagging, "It's a commercial holiday"

-No damage

The invitation INSIDE the Pie? Not a good idea, but this one's petty

-No damage

Despite Spike's offer to tutor Discord, I think he's in over his head. Sure, Spike has his moments with Rarity and being a gentleman... but reality check: IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!

-200

SCORE: 7800 ----> 7600

Wow, the mail ponies sure know how to handle a FRAGILE PIE... but then again, Big Mac didn't label it so...

Still, it doesn't really bother me much, so...

-No damage

...!!!!

On second thought, now I will deal damage for the mail ponies making the ink run!

-500 (For being careless on the job)

SCORE: 7600 ----> 7100

Ohhh, CRAP!!! Sweetie Belle and Big Mac are in for ONE HUGE HUMILIATION! (Much as I like it when these ponies are humiliated, this isn't exactly what I have in mind)

-No damage (For now)

"Secret admirer" OYI!! Well, I could damage this, but I won't. Reason: This helps show people like my haters THE VIEWERS PERSPECTIVE to CHARACTERS. Sure... WE know of the mix up... WE know of certain things... but that doesn't mean the characters do. Sometimes, no matter how obvious it is to us viewers... the characters still may not no

-No damage

"*Sigh* Another Hearts and Hooves Day!"

"Bleck!" says Count Bleck!" I hate Hearts and Hooves (Valentines) No it's not cuz I'm single (I LOVE being single, but I don't love all the lovey dovey mush and nonsense and the way people behave like it's a necessity)

-1000

SCORE: 7100 ----> 6100

*Face-palm* Spike... what the HELL are you doing ducking from Sugar Bell?! You're not the one infatuated with her, you don't have to hide to keep the special secret except keep your mouth shut.

Such stupidity this show!!! (It's not a joke to me)

-500

SCORE: 6100 ----> 5600

Eavesdropping and not getting the full story! What a cliche! Even when I myself have to put it in my stories I don't like it!

-200

SCORE: 5600 ----> 5400

The Game: Hmm... I wonder what Discord would do to Yu-gi-oh, then again I already saw something DOOFY like that before... (Yugioh GX: Blair Flare)

Bleeecchhhh!

-No damage

As for trying to cheer Big Mac up... well, even though the full story is not yet told (And I'm positive it's a misunderstanding)

I got a message for both Spike and Discord to reflect on about Break ups...

"At a time like this (When the break up is fresh... The absolute, worst thing you can possible do is try to cheer someone up! Even though Break ups do happen, heart break can be extremely painful. It can't get better... not right now. Just give Big Mac some space, and he MIGHT find his strength again, but some people (Depending upon how severe the break up was... they may not get better from it... not ever.

Break ups are dangerous, as well as natural, and if you're not careful, they can lead to consequences."

(Ooohhh... Pressure rising... very bad... )

(Just you wait!)

Ahem...

-200

SCORE: 5400 ----> 5200

UGH!!! Once again, Discord is being stupid suggesting Big Mac go Hard on her (When they still don't know the story) and Big Mac's going along with it...

-1000

SCORE: 5200 ----> 4200

I am seriously getting ticked here!

A huh! A misunderstanding... That'll teach ya to eavesdrop

"Talking... communicating instead of assuming" Wow, a lesson I can agree with... too bad mockers and haters refuse for shits and giggles (They oughta get slapped a kicked)

-No damage

Oh, great... now Discord's buying into it.

-500

SCORE: 4200 ----> 3700

FINAL SCORE: 3700 (Not liking this episode)

Like I said, I don't ship Big Mac with anyone, but seeing his coupling work out after all, only triggers more for Beast Boy and all the other failed shipping I shipped...

I don't feel so good... I need some music.

Let's see how Terra likes it when SHE'S on the recieving end of Things change...