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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 9 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 23 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 27 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 36 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Mar
30th
2018

April Updates · 10:46am Mar 30th, 2018

Welp... this has been quite an eventful month for me, hasn't it? Along with starting a Patreon and writing a large amount of stories (both for Fimfiction AND SoFurry), it seems that I've been getting quite the plethora of different people who want unique stories. If you told me a year ago, that I'd end up writing half the kinks or pairings I ended up making now, I probably would've assumed you were nuts. In fact, I wouldn't have expected myself to publish Sombra's Deal, which was a story I never thought I'd upload on this account. Of course, after publishing old lady porn and TWO mellisophilia fics (one of which not even being a commission), it's kinda hard to claim mind-break is that much worse, huh?

So because of that, I've put a lot of thought into my commission rules, as well as my Patreon workings. For starters, let me bring up an update to my Patreon page. I already mentioned this on my Patreon page, but I'm changing my payment settings to be by the month instead of by content. I'm not able to charge individual Patrons for stories they requested, and I receive any payments by month anyway; so instead of trying to figure it out, I decided that doing it by month is more convenient for everyone.

Also, since the month is almost over, there's very little time left before my Patreon story poll is over. I'm currently at a tie between two fics, with both only having 2 votes each. One is a fic of Braeburn and Big Mac sharing some time with Burnt Oak, and the other is a SlutSpike spinoff involving the gryphon teams at the Equestria Games. There are a few other stories up for voting, but it's only for Patrons for the time being.

Although... considering how it's currently at a weak tie, I could also take votes from here. You don't have to charge, but I'm always willing to accept donations though Paypal if need be. Heck, it might be easier for a lot of people as opposed to Patreon, so who knows?



Okay, with that out of the way, I want to talk about my personal commissions I take on this site. Now, due to my recent Patreon workings, I'm not able to take as many commissions as expected. However, I can still take a few whenever I can. I just recently finished a 9k private story for an anonymous user regarding Principal Cinch (don't ask). I'm an open-minded person, and there isn't much that can make me kink-shame.
So because of that, I wanted to re-vamp my commission rules for the sake of my writing skills. Now, at the end of the day, I have final say in whether or not I accept a story. However, I just want to give a run-down on what I will/will not do:

Hard No's (no price will make me say yes):
-Rape
-Foalcon/Underage
-Bestiality (this includes Human/Pony)
-Gore in a Sexual Manner
-Scat
-Vore

Iffy Requests ($10 or more per thousand words):
This is for stories that either have really iffy kinks I don't normally write, or themes I feel are overdone (futa, anthro, F/F, etc.). This is also for things that might border on Hard-No's, but not enough to be on the list if the setup is interesting. Keep in mind that writing commissioned stories is more of a hobby than a job, so I don't feel like I should be pressured into writing anything I don't want to do. If the story or setup itself has me intrigued I might do it; just expect it to be a bit pricier than the commissions I usually take.

Standard Commissions ($7 per thousand words, like usual):
This is for stories (SFW or NSFW), that I'm comfortable with doing, and themes I've done before. I specialize in M/M works and occasionally comedies, so those things are fitting for this category. I can also try newer things at this price if the idea is appealing/comforting enough.

Any requests can be sent to me through PM, or by my Discord (TheVClaw#2689). Just note that Patreon followers get first-dibs at the start of the month, so I might not get to commission requests until halfway or near the end of the month. I also still have a full-time job, so I'd rather not be loaded with requests every night when I'm stain-treating sheets or getting the night audit worked-on.

And with that, I give you guys my lovely adieu! March has been a busy month, but I've managed surprisingly well so far! Hopefully come this April, I'll have a lot more content up for you all to enjoy. I'm hopeful I can finish Shut Up And Dance's latest chapter by this weekend, so wish me luck! Seeya!

Comments ( 6 )

So how much money has to be thrown at you for more Troy and Canvas? :p

It depends on the idea(s) commissioners have for them.

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Also, I have an idea for the two regarding Gallus and Sandbar from Season 8. :pinkiehappy:

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Can't wait to see that.

It’s only vore if they go down living

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