Season 8 Review · 4:01pm Mar 24th, 2018
SCHOOL DAZE
LIFE POINTS: 8000
A school for friendship huh? Much as that would be a good idea, I don't like the way the ponies preach about friendship and act like it can save you from all troubles. The show itself already warps people into being too overconfident and put too much faith in friendship as it is without thought of potential darkness or despair or unpleasantness.
(-500)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ---> 7500
Twilight being head of the school... somebody gag me! That little TWAT is the main reason I scoff at the friendship in the show. I wouldn't want her teaching me (Since I believer her to be too narrow minded)
(-1000)
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ---> 6500
And the friends teaching as well...?! UGH!! I need another barf bag
(-200)
LIFE POINTS: 6500 ---> 6300
SILVER STREAM...!!! That's all I need, another bubbly nutcase, nuttier than Pinkie Pie!
(-200)
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ---> 6100
Twilight's being a foolish TWAT again (Just as I like to portray her as) doing everything by the book and taking it way too seriously... for FRIENDSHIP?! HAHAHAHAHA!! (Still can't give LP back)
Applejack: "every pony... I mean... EVERY ONE!!"
FINALLY... After all these years they're starting to get it RIGHT!! (I approve of that wholehearted, but I can't give and LP back)
Hmm... another thing I approve of is what Fluttershy says by "even if those Guidelines aren't working...?" I like that... it means I can just stick to my own rules when I make my own fics and ignore people's advice (Especially when I don't like it or approve)
As for Naysayer... I can't decide whether I like him or not, he's got some of my OWN preferences and traits, but even I know some limits, but I do approve of him pushing Twilight around and locking the school.
(No damage)
PART 2
LIFE POINTS: 6100
Now that's what I like to see, Twilight in despair, and finally realizing what a fool she's made of herself! She finally may be realizing that friendship isn't that simple
(No damage)
UGH!!! Operation cheer up?! At a time like this, the absolute worse thing you can do is try to cheer someone up. You gotta give them some time to themselves, you can't expect them to just get up and smile. Make me sick, why don't ya... (At least Twilight acknowledged it)
Still...
(-500)
LIFE POINTS: 6100 ---> 5600
Hmmm... Starlight's preaching about giving up too soon is right in some ways, but it's also not ALWAYS going to help in ALL situations. I'm not saying you should ALWAYS give up, but sometimes... when a situation is too hopeless, it's better to spare yourself the pain and try to find happiness in something that doesn't give it.
(-200) since it's both good and bad
LIFE POINTS: 5600 ---> 5400
MMM... Slapping the book out of Twilight's hoof and telling her not to let others push her around... I approve.
(No damage)
Celestia: "Every Creature!"
Ugh! Is it so hard to just say "Everyone!"
(-200)
LIFE POINTS: 5400 ---> 5200
UGH!! Twilight having strength to break other spells again, I do not like...
(-1000)
LIFE POINTS: 5200 ---> 4200
FINAL SCORE: 4200
Half and Half...
Not good, but not too too bad either.
THE MAUD COUPLE
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Uh... Muad is defiantly not a comedian (But everyone could tell that... except for Pinkie) Pinkie should know not to sugarcoat things so much.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ---> 7800
Ugh!! Pinkie's Whining! (Whining is a character trait I hate and want my own characters to have little to nothing of) Since it's petty I'll only go for a low deduction...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ---> 7600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Pinkie's squealing and over-excitement again. That's what I find most annoying about her, and dub her "Has batter for a brain"
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7600 ---> 7100
"I wasn't going to tell her WHY."
*Headdesk* like I said "Batter for a brain"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7100 ---> 6900
*Sighs* Pinkie refuses to LISTEN... as usual, (As if she hadn't given me enough headaches already)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6900 ---> 6700
Hmm... soy they DO say "Boyfriend/Gifriend" rather than "Coltfriend/Marefriend" but then again, this is the very first time it's actually been said in the pony's world (Equestria Girls doesn't really count)
-No damage
Mud Briar... Hmmmmmm... He's as weird as Maud. Like that he's not so bubbly and excitable like Pinkie, but just like Maud and having inanimate object as a pet... and the way he behaves... a little weird.
Huh! And what what do you, I just reached the art where Pinkie AGREED with me. In that case...
-No Damage
*Sighs* And again, Pinkie is in denial about Maud's behavior and character.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6700 ---> 6200
So Pinkie thinks she knows Maud better than anyone else huh? And the way she's behaving is how people bitch at me thinking THAT is how my Starfleet ponies behave when it comes to the SUPERIOR factor (they don't)
-No Damage.
When Pinkie runs off and cries like that, Can't say I like it too much... also... SHE WASN'T LISTENING AGAIN, "Maud never said she didn't need you."
BATTER FOR A BRAIN!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6700 ---> 5700
I love seeing Pinkie having that hallucination of the others being backwards, and she's torturing herself so I don't have to...hehehehe.
-No Damage
Hmm... teaching about INNER BEAUTY... A very good lesson.
-No Damage
FINAL SCORE: 5700 (Scored better than last weeks eps.
Half and Half... Not good, but not too too bad either.
I'm starting to think by this point I can dub Pinkie as THE MOST ANNOYING of the Mane six. (Rarity is "THE WORST") don't know about the rest yet
FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT
*Sighs* and I just cleaned my toilets today too, now they may get dirty again depending how much this ep makes me feel like puking.
DUEL!!
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Heh, I was right... Fluttershy doesn't seem to be able to knit too well (Just like I portrayed in Starfleet Season 5)
-No damage
Ha! I love the way Rarity is denied help from all those ponies, it kinda gets her back for BABY CAKES...
-No Damage
Just for fun, I'll throw my Starfleet Ponies into it. (Unable to help her)
Lightning: "I'm due for a major conference with Starfleet Generals, and tons of reports to review."
Starla: "I have to teach Astrology at the Starfleet Accadmy today, and I have to take Shining Light (Her and Lightning's baby son) with me"
Buddy Rose: "I have to weed and fertilize my garden before it rains."
Artie: "I'm hosting a gathering at my gallery today."
Rhymey:
"I'm due to work at my Cafe,
I'm sorry, but I'm too busy today."
Dyno: "Sorry, Chica, we've just struck a new haul or ores.
Myte: "Si, we also have to reinforce the mine supports or the whole place could fall in."
"Clothes make the Pony" Rarity demonstrates her shallowness again. (You have to look a certain way to be accepted)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Fluttershy puts on the suit, and then tries to put on a RARITY act? Gag!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7300
"I think I need a new character"
Oh, for crying out loud! That's all I need to make me sicker, and another reason I don't add too much characterism to characters in the first place. (Just keep it PLAIN and simple... ONE TRAIT and try to STICK WITH IT as much as you can) and a VALLEY GIRL STYLE?!! UUUUUUGGGH!!! (I'm not too fond of Valley girls, they're usually very snooty, snobbish, and often disrespectful)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 6300
Oooh... a gothic pony.
Hmm... Fluttershy's gothic look, I like it... despite my objections to too many characteristics. I'll let this one slide.
-No Damage
Uh-huh, just as I suspected... Fluttershy's lost her mind and actual character again, now where have I seen this before.... um... oh yes... PUTTING YOUR HOOF DOWN...
Just as usual, these moronic mules never reflect upon past lessons they learned in previous seasons, and repeat the same mistakes over, and over again.
Much as I enjoy how much their proving me right, and pounding their friendship lessons home, I still have to dock it for annoying me...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6300 -----> 5800
Twilight just lost more points for forgetting PUTTING YOUR HOOF DOWN herself... (Despite she wasn't actually IN the episode, surely her friends would have told her this)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5800 -----> 5600
Much as I don't like Fluttershy's OOC, I do approve of the way she shut the friends out the door (Like I would if I wasn't interested in what people had to say)
-No Damage
Okay, the Terminating the Trio... Now Fluttershy has officially developed Pinkie Pie's ability to get someplace else quickly, as well as the change of costume.
So far she's adapted Rarity's persona, Pinkie's swiftness, the valley girl attitude, and the gothtaculer... WAY TOO MANY characteristics in one (thought I kinda like the goth)
Again, this why I don't like OVERDEVELOPING characters and giving them too many traits, it's leads to chaos and stupidity, as well as pure lameness for my preferences.
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 5600 -----> 4600
UGH!! And Even at the end... it's all good or all bad... but they can't make up their pony minds, not to mention Fluttershy STILL unleashed those hidden characteristics.
BLAAAAAAAAARG!!
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 4600 -----> 3600
FINAL SCORE: 3600 (Not liking the episode)
GRANNIES GONE WILD
LIFE POINTS: 8000
I'm with the other ponies, not interested... and I hate Roller Coasters!
-No Damage
The ride is shutting down, eh... I remember I was one of the last people to ride UNIVERSAL ENERGY at Disney
-No Damage
Perhaps Rainbow should've asked one of the OTHERS to look after her class.
-200 (For being a dunce)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
*Shudders* Elderly flirting with the young. I'm docking that for making me shudder...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7600
*The coin scene* Eeyup... another reason I prefer ponies be anthro and have hands (you can avoid that)
-No Damage
Tsk-Tsk Rainbow... (It was obvious she was going to abandon the grandmares)
-200 (For being reckless)
LIFE POINTS: 7600 ----> 7400
Now I'm gonna dock her more points for taking what Applejack said too seriously, and throwing the horseshoe game out of idiocy.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7400 ----> 6900
And she blows it again by disrupting the magic show and ruining it for everyone
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 6900 ----> 5900
I can't dock her for being overly protective, and Applejack IS the one who put her up to this... I guess that's it.
FINAL SCORE: 5900 (Half and Half)
SURF AND OR TURF
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Hmm... well, the Crusaders DID get their cutiemarks for helping others, and it is what they love to do.
-No Damage
Wow, and I thought Applejack was supposed to be HONEST. Still it's petty... so...
-No damage
Glad to be a hypogryph festival! Oh, GAG!!! Much as I realize some people's ideals in self-respect and appreciating What you are... but this is too much and It sickens me anyway.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500
*Sighs* Despite Twilight's research, the fact she's using it as an excuse to kick back and enjoy herself... she's annoying to me
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7300
Ah... my favortie kind of situation, having to choose between ONE or THE OTHER, but I usually prefer so IT CAN'T BE BOTH, and since this is so obviously NOT that...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7300 ----> 6800
I like that ideal, get BOTH SIDES of the story before you judge, but if only everyone else would do so instead of jumping the gun! Just look at me, at least I'm watching the show despite I hate it. I need to study it to know what to do for my own fics, plus, this way... I won't be as shallow as my haters and just downvote and walk away without looking.
-No Damage.
UGH!! Twilight winning a trophy... though I hate her and wish she NOT win things like this. Since it's small...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6600
Much as I still find that shape shifting cool, my Starfleet ponies wouldn't need it. They're already strong enough to survive the pressures of the deep, and all they need to wear is their visors and respirator masks... either that or I'll give them that Futurama retainer thing that does it.
-No damage.
Sweetie Belle's starting to sound a bit like Rarity... complaining about Pruning. Still, it's petty...
-No damage
Ha! Trouble amongst the CMC... still Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo should be ashamed, but since I like seeing this... especially when Terramar gets upset.
-No Damage (But I didn't like the song and could've done without it)
Ugh!! Like I said, it was painfully obvious this wasn't one of those CHOOSE ONLY ONE things...
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 6600 ----> 5600
FINAL SCORE: 5600 (Half and Half)
Still, at least they gave me an idea for a Friendship is Failure story, and int he meantime, I'll stick to shows about the sea that I PREFER... (And these are how I'D RATHER MLP BE LIKE... as well as Power Ranger/DC like battles)
HORSE PLAY
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Uh-oh, an ep about Celestia... I still have an unwanted Cartoon crush on her, and it's usually hard for me to scorn her, but if I have to... so be it.
1,111 times she's raised the sun... much as I find Pinkie Pie's idea annoying, at least we now have narrowed the field of Celestia's true age. So I can't penalize this...
-No Damage
Twilight writing a play? Give me a break! I smell her in a plane about to crash and burn...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
*Celestia's giggle* So adorable, and yet it makes me sick that I seem to violating my code of not supposing to like her.
No, Theater doesn't really bring out the best in people, especially not the actors... remember, it's all JUST AN ACT.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7600
Oyi! Twilight's being overly giddy again, and (Just as I like to portray her) She's NOT thinking the situation through enough.
Much as I'm glad she's acting a way I treat her, she's still annoying me
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7600 ----> 7400
*Sighs* Twilight... Twilight... There's a difference between BEING YOURSELF, and PLAYING YOURSELF (How you portray it... that's the key)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7400 ----> 7200
"GRRRRRR... PINKIE!!!" I'm with you, Applejack... she's annoying as ever, but I don't think I can dock it this time.
-No Damage.
Rainbow Dash is now setting a valuable to learn... DON'T GET COCKY OR AHEAD OF YOURSELF!! Seriously, that pegasi is gonna seriously kill herself someday. (Unless I do it first... naahhh... let her live.)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7200 ----> 7000
Poor Starlight, I kinda know how she feels... I almost felt the same way when I met Tara Strong (The Queen of VAs) in 2015
But all the same time, I kept telling myself "She's a human being, just like any other."
The same can said about Celestia, she's still just another pony.
Even my Grand Ruler Celesto taught his subjects this in epiosde 10 of Starfleet Season 1. (Song: "I'm Just like you")
I'm not really annoyed though, so...
-No Damage
YES!!! Starlight finally gets it... Twilight is not a REAL POLITICAL PRINCESS... she doesn't make laws, or collect taxes, or perform extreme royal duties. She's more a KEEPER of friendship.
And that is why... I DON'T HAVE TO BOW TO HER, and neither did my Space Ponies.
Ugh! Again with that Starswilr the BASTARD... (I hate him because Twilight looks up to him)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7000 ----> 6800
Poor Celestia...
Hmm, I don't remember ever hearing her Royal Canterlot Voice before (I'll have to re-watch this when it officially airs... it doesn't work on LEAKED versions)
Still, I feel really sorry for her. My Starfleet Celestia already knew how act, sing, and dance (She's a great dancer of tap and ballet)
Still, it's a good eye-opener that NOT EVERY ONE is good at EVERYTHING.
-No Damage.
Twilight... it's never a good idea to sugarcoat, or lie...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6300
*Sighs* Twilight, you should just tell her. It's NOT being a bad friend (It only is if you make fun of her, insult her and say rude things) There's a difference between Constructive Criticism and Being a Dick! Something my haters REFUSE to realize.
Also, think of what's better. Hurting ONE pony's feelings, or hurting, or disappointing many ponies and STILL hurting Celestia? (Take the path of least resistance)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ----> 5800
Oh, for crying out loud, Twilight... quit contradicting yourself, and quit trying to live a lie.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5800 ----> 5600
"Shared Trust and honesty?!" Celestia... I'm gonna let you in on something. Cooperation is not synonymous of Friendship.
The old show I LOVE LUCY... Willam Frawley (Fred) and Vivian Vanve (Ethel) They HATED each other off-screen and didn't like working together. Friendship isn't exactly a MAJOR requirement.
Even Bowser and Mario: In certain games Bowser DOES team up with Mario and friends to beat the true antagonist of the game (depending what game that is) But it should be noted Bowser is only cooperating with the team so that he HE HIMSELF may rule the world himself. He isn't really their friend. (As soon as hat game is over he's the big baddie again)
I repeat... Cooperation and Friendship are not on the same page. Anyone who says THEY ARE is an idiot!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5600 ----> 5100
Okay this next dock is because I can't stand how Celestia is so poor at acting (It's understandable) but I still can't stand it.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5100 ----> 4900
Pinkie's Marshmallow idea...! I'm with Applejack "PINKIE PIE...!!!!"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 4900 ----> 4700
(I have just about Had it with these losers!!)
Charade... *Sighs* only another reason I prefer ponies be anthro and have hands (At least you can tell how many words and syllables) and Celestia's was very poor...
"My love for Equestria and all the ponies in it" (Here's how she should've done it)
"My" *Points to herself*
"Love" *Holds her hooves over her heart and make a soft smile*
For *Stomp/thrust her hoof forth 4 times 1...2...3...4*
I can't figure out the rest right now...
-No Damage
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! PINKIE PIE!!!!! (The fireworks) Somebody put this pony in a straight jacket!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 4700 ----> 4500
and what Twilight did... was NOT constructive criticism at all!! She deserved the scorning she got!
Once again, Twilight tries to do the right thing... only AFTER SHE DID A WRONG THING FIRST, like she did on "Lesson Zero"
See... Celestia's a great actress after all... like the time she did her tea joke.
-No Damage
FINAL SCORE: 4500 (Half and half)
Well, this episode sure gave me some headaches... I think I'll sing the song I sang about Celestia and my Unwanted cartoon crush on her... *Sigh*
I've grown accustomed to her face... I guess...
THE PARENTS MAP
The only ep that was leaked I didn't watch in advance, oh well. (Still has to be watched so I can study the show, know what I don't like about it so I'll know what to do to convert it into My Starfleet verse) Even though it sickens me, gotta bite the bullet!
May as well have some com-room music while I'm at it...
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"WHY AM I YELLING?!"
-Because your cutie mark is glowing, and you're a dork, and I'll dock points because you annoyed me with your attitude and cutie mark (I hate cutie marks)
-200
Sunburst: "You can't do that! Just because of some petty happiness I feel, you can't just take points off."
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
Mykan: "I just DID! Question me again, and it'll 1000... and just because "I don't like you or the way you act as a character most of the time."
-Spike's boasting: I can't say I like it for sure, but the only positive thing I like about it is the fact I can use that to my advantage. People keep whining and bitching THAT is how is my Starfleet ponies behave when THEY DON'T. (they don't boast like Spike did, and they don't bully other ponies)
I think I'll do this just for the hell of it...
Twilight: "I'm telling you, we can solve this a better way instead of fighting the monsters. If ever going to be on the force you need to start trusting me."
Lightning: "You're NOT part of the force, not yet anyway, and if you keep it up with this attitude of yours, you never will be. I've had much more experience in these fields than you have. So the next time I tell you something is too dangerous or can't be solved that easily, even with friendship...
...TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!!"
So, I won't damage Spike for this.
-No damage.
Oh Changes of the worst kind, like on the last episode of Teen Titans. Some changes I CAN stand, but changes like these (That rob you of what you know and love and replace it with nothing but stupidity, pain and hate) This is disgusting!
Now my Teen Titans anger is triggered off too!
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 6800
Hmm, I'm guessing Starlight's dad is voiced by Adam Reid.
-No damage.
Hmmm, fighting over development, and changes, and disagreeing about friendship... Now THAT'S an improvement.
(I only consider what I LIKE improvements. When characters act or do things I don't like or don't approve of... it's NOT an improvement to me, it's a disgrace, and only worthy of my scorn!)
(Same goes for LIFE as well... if I don't like it... then it's NOT an improvement to me, just the opposite!)
-No Damage (For doing WHAT I CONSIDER AN IMPROVEMENT for once)
"In the future... all ponies will DRINK their fruit" Bad idea, and not healthy. Many people used to believe (From what we saw in sci-fi) that our future foods would taken in protein pills or all that stuff. But food scientists have discovered that it's not just the NUTRIENTS of food we need, but our bodies also need BULK (The solid stuff that food is made up) it helps build up our bodies and gives us more strength.
So the food of the future will pretty much be the same as it is today.
Since Stellar Flare is taking change too far (Which already sickens me) but she's endangering future health as well (You can't get through your days just DRINKING fruit juice. You need to EAT actual fruit as well.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6300
Even Starlight's father is taking preservation way too seriously. Like I said, SOME changes I DO trust, but even I know that some things can't stay exactly the same forever... JUST... SOME... THINGS.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ----> 6100
*Sighs* Friendship is blooming again in a way I don't like. Sure, it's a good thing to try and help each other some times, but I prefer to stick to Seth MacFarlene's song.
-200 (Because the ponies are annoying me)
LIFE POINTS: 6100 ----> 5900
Stellar is really being a lughead... She's NOT LISTENING (Just like the idiots who are probably;y mocking this NOW never listen)
Here's a good RECENT example.
"He's [Mykan] even got a story where Celesto owns his own space-staition. Is HE THAT (BLEEPING) RICH?!"
Real Deal: Celesto does not own a space-station. In Rainbow Rocks he is a former astronaut, and was called out of retirement to do work on THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE-STATION (Work that only he could personally do himself)
I mean really... these people not listening really makes me wish I could belt them upside the heads! (They've given me no reason NOT to)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5900 ----> 5400
Okay, much as Firelight's attitude towards Starlight is cute... it's WAY annoying, and he's STILL not listening.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5900 ----> 5200
*Sighs* Stellar just lost more points for STILL not listening and now she's behaving like TWIT-LIGHT SPARK-LESS!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5200 ----> 5000
SERIOUSLY!! I'm as annoyed as Sunburst by those ponies and their terrible act to make up a problem.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5000 ----> 4500
(Score's getting low)
START... A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM!!!!! I didn't think I couldn't possibly find a pony outside the Mane 6 whose is dumber and more annoying than all 6 of them combined... BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE!!! Stellar!! (Ought to make her watch "Lesson Zero" when TWIT-LIGHT tried to pull a stunt like that)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 4500 ----> 3500
"WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!!"
There ya go! That's an improvement! Finally driving it to them straight, and they deserved that. (I think I could use this for Darkness of Dimensions)
Beast Boy: "The city was doing fine BEFORE all these stupid changes! Now, you've cost the city it's soul, and I want no part of it!"
Davis: "I have told you before, I don't want a girlfriend, so STOP SETTING ME UP ON BLIND DATES!!! I DO NOT NEED YOU PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE!!!"
Things like that...
-No damage
Oh, boy... here comes the sweet stuff THAT I DON'T LIKE (got my barf bag ready)
Much as it's understandable, I disagree with Starlight...
"I know I've made some mistakes, and I'll probably make a bunch more. I think that's what growing up is"
That's barely 10% of what growing up is to me. Learning is just ONE thing, but everything that goes with it is HELLFIRE to me...
-Losing things you loved, to be replaced with nothing
-People around change into such rude, grouchy, abusive characters you don't ever want to see again.
-Make one mistake, and it'll haunt you for the rest of your life
-No sense in trying to make up for it... the people don't give a damn (Which is why I'm starting not to give a damn myself. Why should I give the mercy no one's ever shown me"
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 3500 ----> 2500
FINAL SCORE: 2500
UGH!! (So not liking this episode) so far this is the worst one of the season with the lowest score.
Sunburst: "you really need to stop being so petty with us!"
Mykan: "Why should I? Everyone else is more pathetically petty with me, and don't listen. They'll get none of it in return."
Starlight: "I think you should learn to open yourself up. Accept change, and try to improve your life"
Mykan: "I thought I had already said, if I don't like it... it's not an improvement, and I will scorn it. Maturity does not equal or garuntee happiness or success. Remember that..."
Sunburst: "Look you've got to stop being like this, you've got to learn to let go and move on... just like other people do, and even the character you--"
Mykan:
"
*The ponies walk off in disgrace*
I'm going for it... these episodes are Leaked, and a bit out of order, so if you don't want spoilers... SCRAM!! You choose to read it anyway... Not my problem. (Just because I posted doesn't mean I MADE you read it)
After they've officially aired, I'll remove the Spoiler Tags.
Before we begin, a little message for all of you out there who don't get the point of my POINT DEDUCTIONS (Especially YOU... "Little Tommy-Boy")
Ah-ah-ahem...! The whole point of the eps is to IMPRESS ME, that means... give me what I WANT. (In other words, I;m doing just what you and the rest of those miserable dolts taught me to do: Turn it into a popularity contest, care only for yourself, and pick-pick-pick at all the smallest things... no matter how petty they are.)
In other words:
-It doesn't matter if the plot is believable
-It doesn't matter if it's creative, original, or interesting
-It especially doesn't matter if the characters GROW and LEARN.
...If something happens that I find annoying, or irritates me... they lose points (Plain and simple)
I repeat (In a revised way)
WHY ARE YOU DOCKING POINTS FOR ALL OF THESE!?!?! WE'RE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH HER!!!!
I DON'T CARE!!! I STILL DON'T LIKE IT... SO THEY LOSE POINTS!!
...End of story!
NON-COMPLETE CLAUSE
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Oh, boy, first thing I see is ponies egos getting in the way. Rainbow Dash is understandable, but Applejack's supposed to be the most level-headed of the Mane 6. She knows there are things more important than being egotistical and getting some silly prize!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500
Oh, great, Twit-light is being Boneheaded again. She dons't remember how Applejack behaved with Rarity in LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7000
Hmm... arguing over getting things done FASTER and RIGHT... I like that argument.
-No Damage
*Sighs* Between these two Bickering Boneheads, I'd still side with Applejack, but Rainbow is giving me such a migraine. She wants to use some CANOEING RECORD to make T.O.M? More like another thing for her boast about, as if she wasn't already the most egotistical of the Mane-6 (Rarity is still worse than she is)
CRASH!! Applejack and Rainbow deserved that, the students didn't, but... just the same Applejack and Rainbow messed up big there; too busy arguing to notice the danger they put the kids in. I hate characters that do that (Even if I make them myself)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7000 ----> 6000
(These two are lucky I didn't put the DARK SNAKE SYNDROME and DARK ROOM OF NIGHTMARE SPELL CARDS in play.... every time they did something annoying, like argue, or ignore their students, or mess up... I'd deck them 200 points... plus 300 from the Dark Room... they'd lose 500 points each turn)
Oh, my... hahahahaha! Now they're just sucking up! Trying to agree with each other... as if they haven't learned at all.
If I may quote from Daddy Day Care: "Losers... Losers... LLLLLLLLLLLosers."
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6000 ----> 5500
The Ravine scene: Yeah, this is why I like ponies that can fly or levitate, (Which is why my Space Ponies are all alicorns, and why I gave Pinkie, AJ, and Rarity wings)
But I'll let this one slide, since it's a common drawback in the show...
-No Damage
*Sighs* Oyi... so predictable... both Applejack and Rainbow get intro trouble and it's up to the kids to save them.
-200 (for being pathetic)
LIFE POINTS: 5500 ----> 5300
UGH!!! There's those words again! "Any-Creature"
Say "Any"
Then say "body"
Then put them together "ANYBODY!!!!" GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5300 ----> 5100
"Best Field trip EVER...!" UGH!! That Silver Stream really makes me sick!
-The shed building was a flop
-You had a huge accident in the river and nearly got hurt
-One of your friends nearly drowned
-Applejack and Rainbow got you lost
-And they got THEMSELVES in danger.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5100 ----> 4600
And once again at the end... "It's quite obvious you two twats haven't learned ANYTHING from what happened today, and I'd say that's a shame." once again, MLP pounds the very lessons they try to teach "About getting along" out the window.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 4600 ----> 4400
FINAL SCORE: 4400 (Half and half)
THE BREAK UP BREAKDOWN
(Watching it Leaked)
Oh, crap! A Heart's and Hooves Day ep is bad enough. Still, I don't ship Big Mac with anyone, so break up or not, he's not on my shipping chopping block, but I'm already constantly reminded of BB and Terra.
This ep just may get a low score.
SCORE: 8000
Oh, no... it's Di-stupid-scord (the absolute lamest character I have ever seen in this or any cartoon period!)
just for that alone...
-200
SCORE: 8000 ----> 7800
Wow! For once, Dsicord said something I can actually with him without gagging, "It's a commercial holiday"
-No damage
The invitation INSIDE the Pie? Not a good idea, but this one's petty
-No damage
Despite Spike's offer to tutor Discord, I think he's in over his head. Sure, Spike has his moments with Rarity and being a gentleman... but reality check: IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!
-200
SCORE: 7800 ----> 7600
Wow, the mail ponies sure know how to handle a FRAGILE PIE... but then again, Big Mac didn't label it so...
Still, it doesn't really bother me much, so...
-No damage
...!!!!
On second thought, now I will deal damage for the mail ponies making the ink run!
-500 (For being careless on the job)
SCORE: 7600 ----> 7100
Ohhh, CRAP!!! Sweetie Belle and Big Mac are in for ONE HUGE HUMILIATION! (Much as I like it when these ponies are humiliated, this isn't exactly what I have in mind)
-No damage (For now)
"Secret admirer" OYI!! Well, I could damage this, but I won't. Reason: This helps show people like my haters THE VIEWERS PERSPECTIVE to CHARACTERS. Sure... WE know of the mix up... WE know of certain things... but that doesn't mean the characters do. Sometimes, no matter how obvious it is to us viewers... the characters still may not no
-No damage
"*Sigh* Another Hearts and Hooves Day!"
"Bleck!" says Count Bleck!" I hate Hearts and Hooves (Valentines) No it's not cuz I'm single (I LOVE being single, but I don't love all the lovey dovey mush and nonsense and the way people behave like it's a necessity)
-1000
SCORE: 7100 ----> 6100
*Face-palm* Spike... what the HELL are you doing ducking from Sugar Bell?! You're not the one infatuated with her, you don't have to hide to keep the special secret except keep your mouth shut.
Such stupidity this show!!! (It's not a joke to me)
-500
SCORE: 6100 ----> 5600
Eavesdropping and not getting the full story! What a cliche! Even when I myself have to put it in my stories I don't like it!
-200
SCORE: 5600 ----> 5400
The Game: Hmm... I wonder what Discord would do to Yu-gi-oh, then again I already saw something DOOFY like that before... (Yugioh GX: Blair Flare)
Bleeecchhhh!
-No damage
As for trying to cheer Big Mac up... well, even though the full story is not yet told (And I'm positive it's a misunderstanding)
I got a message for both Spike and Discord to reflect on about Break ups...
"At a time like this (When the break up is fresh... The absolute, worst thing you can possible do is try to cheer someone up! Even though Break ups do happen, heart break can be extremely painful. It can't get better... not right now. Just give Big Mac some space, and he MIGHT find his strength again, but some people (Depending upon how severe the break up was... they may not get better from it... not ever.
Break ups are dangerous, as well as natural, and if you're not careful, they can lead to consequences."
(Ooohhh... Pressure rising... very bad... )
(Just you wait!)
Ahem...
-200
SCORE: 5400 ----> 5200
UGH!!! Once again, Discord is being stupid suggesting Big Mac go Hard on her (When they still don't know the story) and Big Mac's going along with it...
-1000
SCORE: 5200 ----> 4200
I am seriously getting ticked here!
A huh! A misunderstanding... That'll teach ya to eavesdrop
"Talking... communicating instead of assuming" Wow, a lesson I can agree with... too bad mockers and haters refuse for shits and giggles (They oughta get slapped a kicked)
-No damage
Oh, great... now Discord's buying into it.
-500
SCORE: 4200 ----> 3700
FINAL SCORE: 3700 (Not liking this episode)
Like I said, I don't ship Big Mac with anyone, but seeing his coupling work out after all, only triggers more for Beast Boy and all the other failed shipping I shipped...
I don't feel so good... I need some music.
Let's see how Terra likes it when SHE'S on the recieving end of Things change...
Well... it helps me a little, and gives Terra a good beat up!
Until the next Things change attack (Which isn't far)
MOLT DOWN
Good thing I watched this leaked and wrote this rant in advance, I got Anime North to deal with today...
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Aww, Spike and Rarity, much as I say Rarity is the worst of the Mane 6, I ship her and Spike.
-No damage (Though I still find Rarity annoying)
So Rarity gets a blemish from time to time and CLAIMS she doesn't freak over it... um, hello... this is RARITY, the vainest and shallowest pony in the series. Just TOUCHING her without her permission could make her yipe!
Still, I can let this one off...
-No Damage
"Every Pony" has to leave the nest as some point!" IT'S A PHEONIX... NOT... A... PONY!!
GRRRRRRRRRR, I hate their vocabulary speeches.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500
Gee, these stone scales give the chicken pox and acne a new meaning.
-No Damage
Tut-Tut, Twilight... you should copy/backup your files like I do.
-No damage.
(Hmmm... so far so good, maybe this episode won't make me gag so much)
Smolder's being a little harsh on Spike, but then again Dragons have an unusual culture.
-No damage
UGH!! Pinkie... as annoying as ever.
That's a dock.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7300
Poor Spike, I bet he wishes he had a DIFFERENT kind of attracting power (Like one that would attract Rarity) hehehehe
-No damage... yet again!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Rarity's screaming! (The episode is LEAKED so it has no music and little sound effects) Still, it's not exactly something to be angry with.
-No Damage.
Oooookay... a stone cocoon... Uh, hehe... errrrrrrrr... I don't really see anything wrong, just think it's silly.
-No Damage
Well, well... you just beame a BEAUTIFUL Dragon-Fly (...not funny) But... loving those dragon wings. (It's almost like I predicted Spiek would get them when I made him grow up in 2014)
-No damage
And this calls for a song...
Wowee... that Spike's fast for a little half pint.
-No damage (I'm impressed)
*Sigh* Spike, you took what Smolder said too seriously (This is why MY STARFLEET SPIKE is more level-headed. Though he still has a few freak outs)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7100
Ha! Well, at leas Spike earned himself more time with Rarity (Even if it is embarrassing)
-No Damage.
FINAL SCORE: 7100
Well, what d'ya know? An episode I can admit that I liked (And these don't happen often, but for those wishing to compare Twilight getting Wings to Spike.
I hate Twilight more than I hate Spike, as a matter of Fact, Spike I like more than any of the Mane-6.
Still, I'm actually proud of Spike, this calls for my SSRFMM (Surf Em) outro.
MARKS FOR EFFORT
Well, I doubt you'll be getting any from me. (I care more about RESULTS than EFFORT) If I don't like the results, you get scorned, plain and simple. (Just like my haters do)
Let's see how you'll disgust me this time...My LOSER Ponies. Then again, I and my haters all live the same code (The Ways of General Esdeath) when it comes to writing, TV, games and all that stuff.
"Understand something: You are never going to change who I am. YOU will be the one changing for me! That's all their is to it."
And don't try to deny it, your attitudes as well as mine speak differently.
Now, onto the rant...!
LIFE POINTS: 8000
*Sighs* The CMC are Snooping again. As if "BREAK UP BREAK DOWN" didn't teahc you about Snooping like OTHER PAST EPS HAVE ALREADY!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000----> 7800
"Learning Friendship with your best friends... and Cake!"
Ugh! Gag! (What could be better than Learning about Friendship with your best friends? For me: Avoiding that who;e hornest's nest completely and work on fics, vids and blogs instead)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800----> 7600
Hmmm... Twilight leaving Spike in charge of the class. I would say that's good... that way I don't have to listen to HER all the time, but why do I have a feeling she's going to regret that.
-No damage (Yet)
"Isn't this place for... "EVERY CREATURE!"
UGH!! What have I told you about Saying that?!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7600----> 7100
"Spiiiike... what did you do."
Possibly something you've never done... and that's something RIGHT!!! Hahahaha!
-No Damage (Period)
Uh oh... the Crusader's got one of their IDEAS. *Get the anti-CMC-PLAN kit ready* It's always the same with those little squirts.
Even in my Starfleet series, DD wants to go to Starfleet Academy a lot, but she knows fully-well she's too young, of course she has had a load of adventures and misadventures with my Starfleet CMCs, like prep-training.
I'm getting off topic...
Point is, those CMCs are being really pathetic right now with bogus acts. I'll give it...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7100----> 6600
Hmm, a little pony finding it hard to adjust to change... I'll spare it.
-No Damage
"When you give form your heart, you don't expect anything back..."
..PUH-LEASE!!! *Glaring at Sweetie Belle*
It may noble to do that, I'll give you that, but how do you expect to gain anything if all you ever is GIVE and NOT RECEIVE?
you I know you said you "Don't EXPECT anything back" but what is also means is "You REFUSE anything rewarded to you" why my haters would bitch at anyone the second they took a reward they were offered when you're supposed "Give form your heart and REFUSE"
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 6600----> 5600
Do something nice for total strangers?! Well, I can't really criticism that. Everyone does it once in a while... heck I did it this week, I was out for my daily walk and two people came along lost and asked me where the nearby plaza was and I showed them.
Even at Anime North, due to my 15 years experience there, I guided lost people around, and showed them were to look for things they really wanted.
-No Damage.
Snooping again are we!
Oyi! In my Starfleet Season five, the CMC had a better way of getting to know people; by taking a small census (As was part of their school project)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5600----> 5400
Okay, Cactus Helmet... What the hell?! Worse than that, Scootaloo just gave away her helmet. The act was nice, but it wasn't smart.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5400----> 5200
Hmm... another 200 it seems. Sweetie Belle's idea didn't really go well "At least she liked her present"
If may quote from Paul from Pokemon: "Being PATHETIC is nothing to be proud about."
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5200----> 5000
True, pitching in DOES make chores go faster, but that doesn't mean the people will be thankful, grateful. I would know! I help around the house as best I can, and I even weeded the entire garden, and everyone's still all cranky and loudmouthed.
barely even get a "thank you"
Makes me want to forget doing nice things for them PERIOD.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5000----> 4800
No surprises you got an A... what with Professor TWIT-LIGHT in charge. (I'm just being insulting)
-No damage
"Is it... CONTROL?"
Yes, very good. Because What Twilight does is never friendship, just like my what haters do isn't criticism, and what I do isn't development...
...It's Lust for Control and Obedience.
-No damage
Okay, Twilight is seriously being retarded, worse than ever. Even though she didn't SEE what was happening.
And what Cozy Glow was equally, if not WORSE, failing on purpose like that. A guaranteed CMC plan destined to crash and burn.
Their just lucky my haters are even more retarded than they are... still...
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 4800----> 3800
Twilight's apology means nothing to me. If I was there, I'd give her a big fat no and walk away. And the girls being teachers... after their record of messing up?!!!
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 3800----> 2800
FINAL SCORE: 2800
Well ep was certainly pathetic. I think I'll give Twilight a few good kicks to the rump in Darkness of Dimensions.
THE MEAN SIX
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"The MEAN six" Hmm... sounds interesting, (As you can see... it's not CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that's caught my attention)
CHRYSALIS!! Hmmm... this could be the start of something very nasty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-No damage
Ha! Once again, they give her one special abilities, just LIKE I DID in Starfleet Season 2, I'm not saying they copied off me, but if gives my haters a good smack to the face for mocking me over it. I wasn't wrong to give her new powers and abilities.
-No Damage
Hmm... well, the Mean Ponies so far aren't showing me too much of a thrill (And I know my haters will be yaking off lying that my Starfleet ponies act like this again, despite the facts I've given many times over)
-No Damage
Twilight's being a bit annoying and self-centered with her OWN desires to have fun.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
Mmmmmm... "Come get me when I care." I like that... and I will SO be using it to express my annoyance with people.
-Definitely no damage (I'd almost even give LP back)
I'm kinda with Mean Twilight on this one, and I take back what I said up top: Chrysalis is just as pathetic and lame as ever (I like the way I made her in my Starfleet better. At least there she was ruthless and destructive, as well as initiative.)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7300
*Headdesk% Pinkie, you idiot! Can't you notice how OFF COLOR Twilight looks...!!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7300 ----> 6800
Seriously, these ponies are acting like TheLegendBringer: Can't Rarity notice Mean Applejack's Cutie Mark is THE WRONG COLOR?!
Even in my Starfleet season four they had no positive proof staring them down (Only the viewers did)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6300
(this episode is starting to give me a headache, and to think... I was excited at first, all the more proof to NEVER GET YOUR HOPES UP. My Starfleet tech would come in handy about now.)
Okay... Mega pissed here! The episode ends and the Real Ponies don't know they were being FAKED OUT...?!!
HALVED POINTS!!!
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ----> 3150
OOH!!! I can't believe I got so excited about such a horrible episode. The villains on this show SUCK!!!
FINAL SCORE: 3150 (Not liking this ep)
MATTER OF PRINCIPALS
So they're back are they... well it had to happen. Time me to roust them again...
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"Spellenderhunt" Great... now their ponyfiying more words, like Ponysona... makes me gag!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Ooh-hoo-hoo... no teachers left to run the school. Now that I approve of. (The only time school is cool to me is when it's OUT or CANCELED)
-No damage.
*Sighs* Twilight is making a seemingly RUSHED decision again without much INNER THOUGHT. What a twit!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
Oh, not Dipshit... I mean Discord.
-500 *Just because he showed up)
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 7100
Notice how Spike is hovering with his wings way too much. I understand he's excited about them, but it's not healthy. Gotta use your feet or'll they'll get weak. Still it's a petty point out.
-No damage
TWITTERMITES!!! First Flyders, then Zap-bees, and now this...?!! Eh... it's small
-No damage.
Oh boy, Discord's substitutes are doing ridiculous. (Wonder if Cranky and Matilda divorced) I may like to teach others friendship doesn't always work, but NOT LIKE THAT.
-200 (for sloppiness)
LIFE POINTS: 7100 -----> 6900
Okay... 1 "A Dragon-Sneeze Tree. You have a tree that's soul purpose is to make Dragon's sneeze? Tres... Lame!
2: You used that word again "Every creature" I warned about using it, now PAY UP!
-500
(From now on... every time they use "Every Creature" That's an automatic 500 points)
LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6400
New subs: Spitfire... Trixie... and Maud Pie...
Pretty lame, Starlight, but I suppose I can let this one slide. gotta give em a chance.
-No damage.
Ugh!1 Magic is not Friendship, Trixie. That's why I scoff at this show's title... Friendship is Magic (My ass it is)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900
(If I could I'd make a Death-Like Magic Battle with Abra and Trixie... Trixie would lose)
Ha! Friendship is about honesty, people claim criticism is honesty... yet there's a difference between HELPFUL criticism and being a jerk. Some my haters refuse to learn and think being bullies is the right way to motivate someone (Nope, it's just gonna get them SERVED... hopefully in jail)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5900 -----> 5400
Bravo Starlight... for Blasting Discord (I hated him always, even if he brings up good points, I hate him) But I don't give you points back (Once they're gone... they're gone)
-No damage
Oh boy, another left out episode, that will go in one ear and out the others.
And DISCORD... VICE COUNCILER!!!!
-HALF SCORE!!!
LIFE POINTS: 5400 -----> 2700
And Discord is the one who called the whole plot...
Take another 500!!
LIFE POINTS: 2700 -----> 2200
Discord may not be V.H,M anymore, but I already halved the score... since Starlight was even THINKING of it.
FINAL SCORE: 2200
this ep sucked.
It feels great to be pulverizing these putrid pukes of ponies again.
I'm going to go watch a DIFFERENT Matter of Principals that has Andrea Libman, and Tabitha ST Gemrain in it (MONSTER BUSTER CLUB: Matter of Principals) Better than this crap I just watched and hated
HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB
Huh! Christmas in the summer. Well, it's not unheard of, and hey... even YTV is showing CHRISTMAS SPECIALS like Home Alone and ELF in August, a Holiday's in the Summer thing. Then again movies and shows are JUST THAT meant to be watched WHENEVER... not really restricted to holidays only.
Still... I must stay true to my protocol and torture these NAUGHTY creatures. (Even if I HAVE no reason to hate them, hate them anyway)
LIFE POINTS: 8000
?!! "YOU SAID "EVERY CREATURE!!!!"
-500 (Just like a promised)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7500
Yeah it's petty, just people crap on Rhymey for hating Rhymes, and don't give me the (His Rhymes are Awful. It just increases your own Pettiness s well as patheticness) This is retaliation (You hack Rhymey for his rhymes... I'll hack the ponies for their OWN vocabulary. Simple as that!)
"It's also about putting differences aside"
Oh, Gag! Let me tell you something Twilight, here in our world NOT EVERYONE does that, my haters don't do it to me, and I don't put aside my differences for YOU and MLP (I don't stop for pretty much ANYTHING... not even for the holidays)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7500 ----> 7000
?!! "Happy Holidays every creature" YOU SAID IT AGAIN!!!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7000 ----> 6500
Aha... a troublemaker... hehehehehe... maybe there will be less irritation in this ep after all (But I doubt it)
?!! You said "Any Pony", and "ANY CREATURE"
That's 700 (200 for Any Pony... 500 for Any Creature)
LIFE POINTS: 6500 ----> 5800
?!! "No creature" You just love pissing me off, don't you.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5800 ----> 5300
(If this keeps up, for the first time ever, an ep may get a ZERO)
Wow, Twilight actually LEARNED her lesson from MARKS FOR EFFORTS. Still hate her and want to beat her up anyway... because I can.
-No damage
Ugh! More Changeling redemption... GAG!!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5300 ----> 5100
Okay, Yona's holiday, I admit is pretty cute and funny... especially the way she describes it.
-No damage
(Listening to all the traditions that go on) I'll wait until the end to explain my own.
Wow... Gallus is finally telling a kind of story I prefer, how not EVERYONE is happy on the holidays, and to open people's eyes to realize this. (You need to think about more than just YOUR OWN happiness)
I bet this is how he feels...
-No damage (Like I said... I don' give LP back FOR ANYTHING. Not even holidays. Once they're gone, they're gone!)
Well, I gotta admit, that was touching of the others to be nice to Gallus... and for once, I won't gag at it, or damage it.
FINAL SCORE: 5100
Guess I was wrong after all, ep wasn't too-too bad.
MY CHRISTMAS TRADITION:
All we usually do is decorate, gifts, dinner, and boxing day shopping... that covers it, but it's usually quiet and still. We mostly spend the day away from one another, preoccupied with our own things.
Too much has changed over the years, and it's getting a little depressing anyway (Kinda like getting too old to celebrate your birthday. You just lose the flame.)
As for my fics and vids (I told you, I don't stop that for ANYTHING)
I usually make Beast Boy's Magic Voices... during the month of December. I make PLEASANT ones for the happy part of Christmas...
0:00 "Simply Havin' a Wonderful Christmas time" (My all time fav Xmas song)
3:56 "Keep Christmas With you (Sesame Street) I loved watching that when I was a kid (I can't believe I misspelled Christmas many times there)
7:12 "I'll be Home for Christmas (Tony Bennet, Placido Domingo) Good one, nice and soothing
9:52 "Guess it's Chirstmas Time (N'Sync) and it's even got Lightning Dawn in it.
But... On the 25th itself, I always post a very sad and dramatic vid of BB either being down in the dumps or thinking of others who DON'T have it so Merry.
"You're just trying to make people as miserable as you are because you can't have your way
That's not true and you know it!
Like I said up there, not EVERYONE is merry at the holidays. To some people... it's JUST another day. Some people, Like Gallus, don't have anyone special to share it with. (Donald Trump is separating kids from their parents... throwing them all in detention)
Then again some people are poor and homeless.
Some people even lost their loved ones, or are simply spending the holidays alone. That's sad.
Whether these people bring it upon themselves, or things just happen beyond their control... it's still the same. You need think about OTHERS over the holidays, not just yourselves and your own merriment!
That's I make all these sad songs, to remind people of this...
*Sighs* And that's reality for ya...
FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSITY
Oh, no... not Starswirl the BEARDO again...
Ah well...
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Hmmm... Friendship University, eh...? Sounds like Rivalry's a foot. This could be interesting,
-No damage...
but I may as well use my intro. This is only place I'll ever tolerate Star-Slop (My way)
"I don't like to judge on appearances." Think again Rarity... as a vain and snobbish diva you think just the slightest speck of dust makes someone "Uncouth"
-200 (Just because)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Huh! Haven't seen Flimm and Flamm in a while...
-No damage
Hmmm... well as much as I like how they're trying to show off Twilight, I do approve of all this bribery in appearances and show offs. That always leaves a good sign something is up.
-No damage
Oooohhh... Neighsayer's back... hehehehehehe! things are getting steamy... (But I know it won't last)
-No damage
"How could the use friendship as a weapon" Seriously Twilight... you just became more pathetic:
-The elements of Harmony are used to ATTACK as well as other things, and since Friendship powers them up, THAT COUNTS as a weapon.
-What about take advantage of friendships and use them to TRICK friends, to lead them astray, or even take advantage of that and turn them agianst one another (WHICH DISCORD DID ONCE) That counts as being used as a weapon.
Face it Twilight you're pathetic. Somebody give this pony the beating she deserves...
Merci
-1000 points (For Twilight being stupid... again)
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 6800
"I... No... I am not!" Twilight, you and you friendstry to undermine people all the Time. You try to force people to give friendship a chance like you did with Moondancer
-500 (for being a dunce)
LIFE POINTS: 6800 -----> 6300
"Somepony who's opinion I respect, that's who" Way to be shallow, Twit-Light. Aware that she's suspicious that's it's Flimm and Flamm, so let me get this straight...
You don't trust someone, therefore any and all opinions they tell you (Even if they aren't crooks or thieves but just people you don't know) that makes them automatically wrong?
That's another -500
LIFE POINTS: 6300 -----> 5800
Oh, Rarity...!! You have done some LOW THINGS, but this takes another piece of cake. (This is why I prefer my Starfleet tech. They could tell it was him without actually going up to him (DNA scan)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5800 -----> 5600
Twilight... Nobody likes a whiner,
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5600 -----> 5400
The disguises.... HAHAHAHAHAH!! Rarity, you are such a nut! You don't like wearing what you deem "Tacky outfits" You're a fashion diva, and always will be to me. No honesty, or good deed or kind gesture will make me see you in any other light. I've branded you "FASHION DIVA" that's what you are, and it's ain't comin' off.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5400 -----> 5200
And take another -200 for that fellow school mate being totally oblivious tot he most obvious of disguises
LIFE POINTS: 5200 -----> 5000
I mean seriously, what is this... CHICKEN BOO?
"Plainity" more like "Vainity" Still, she's got a point "It's all in the act/rehearsal"
-No damage
You call THAT generous? I call it PAMPERING.
-200 for their stupidity
LIFE POINTS: 5000 -----> 4800
Hehehehahahaahahahaha!! I love it when Twilight's backed into a corner (The blackmail)
-No damage for sure.
*Sighs*
Natually I knew Twilight would win, which sickens me, and now she has more students to teach into stupidity.
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 4800 -----> 3800
FINAL SCORE: 3800
Not liking this ep, despite Twilight's squirms.
This will make great stuff to know what to do what NOT to do when it comes to SSRFMM (Surf Em)
THE END IN FRIEND
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Compromising Friendship?! I really despise that term. (compromise is practically dead and useless)
-200 (And it's only been about 30 seconds)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
True models of STUPIDITY is more like it
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
"You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends"
Well... here's ONE WAY...
I used to believe that, but these days, I'll take Seth MacFarlane's ideal of it...
That or THIS way...
(Skip to 1:45)
"I don't want to be friends means I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS" (something I like to use in Friendship is Failure... AND REAL LIFE) "When I say "No" I mean "No" end of story. I'm not going to give in like Moon Dancer did... especially not to improve some SENSELESS form of human morality.
-No damage
"Friendships can't be explained. You have to see them in action" (try telling that to my detractors. they'll just hypocrite himself to bits) Yeah right... been there, done that, doesn't make a difference to me.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 7400
A huh... Rarity's acting JUST like portray her; can't get her mind off Fashion. (HER ONE TRAIT: An Overbearing, Over-dramatic, Fashion Diva) "Rarity would take first prize in a stupidity contest"
-No damage
Hehehehe, Twilight's looking bad again. Probably should've done your research better, Twit-light. (Then again, people like my detractors don't even care. He said himself "I DON'T CARE" and don't want to hear it. Proof they have no real respect)
-No damage
Seriously, these compromises are as lame as the SO-CALLED compromises my detractors give me. (Stop writing... keep it to myself... leave the franchise) That ain't compromise... that's wanting me to leave out of their personal desire and makes them extreme sadists, especially
"The playful and friendly exchange of remarks"
Okay, I'm gonna dock you 500 points for being so idiotic. (Now she really IS trying to BRAINWASH students)
LIFE POINTS: 7400 -----> 6900
Seriously... this whole RARITY DIGGING thing, annoys the hell out of me... she's supposed to be like this...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6700
?!!! YOU SAID "EVERY CREATURE!!!" You know the penalty.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6700 -----> 6200
"They can always get past the problem and stay good friends." Seriously Twilight, how much WEED did you put in your oats this morning? SOME... FRIENDSHIPS... CANNOT... BE... MENDED!!! (MLP only mends them because it's scripted to) in real life... it doesn't work that way all the time. Hence my FRIENDSHIP IS FAILURE series.
"Just because you may believe in friendship doesn't I HAVE TO"
-1000 (For your serious lack of reality)
LIFE POINTS: 6200 -----> 5200
"NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!"
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ALRIGHT!! NOW WE'RE COOKIN' HE-EY... AH YEAH!! BOOM-BOOM!! (You're finally doing something right; getting a dose of reality)
-No Damage (You don't get your points back. We play for keeps)
Say... shouldn't the Friendship Map be going crazy by now? Trouble with friends...
You go Starlight... "Not telling me everything that's ever happened int he history of Equestria" (I compare that to what I consider needed writing and dead weight. I don't need to explain every single solitary detail in stories... especially since my haters made it clear they don't care either way.They even said "I DON'T CARE" regarding explanations)
and "Talking isn't enough" a very good point.
-No damage.
A book club: Despite it's for a good cause... I'd turn it down.
-No damage
Wow... now their even turning into my haters and behaving just like them by being hyper critical about each other's stories. Tisk-Tisk. (Wow, they even copied their sloppy reading tech as well)
-No damage
Wow... Rainbow's yawn. That could be a new vid meme, how I'll use to describe my complete and total disinterest in things...
-Character development and growth
-So called improvment
Ect, ect...
-No damage
Eeyup... just like those dorky detractors of mine. Don't even bother to read it, and if they do it's very poor.
-Kamica's element is not ICE (Never was in ANY version) it's plasma energy
-Beast Boy was pissed over MUCH more than just getting dumped by Terra
-Terra was feeling remorseful and upset BEFORE Beast Boy scolded her. She was regretting her own actions herself.
(Even if they hadn't talked and he hadn't balked her, I would have written it so it wouldn't make a difference. she'd STILL be in shame and guilt)
-Ath-Lita was abusive to her brother and physically beat him up and blackmailed him to complying.
Yet they still choose to ignore all that. After all they said it plain when it came to explanations "I DON'T CARE" (These peeps are a waste of CELLS)
-No damage
"What's so bad about Equestria being in danger?" and I also smell a ruse...
-No Damage... YET
I'd say her boots are more FANDANGO than Magenta. I always considered Magenta LIGHTER than that.
Hmm... this almost gives me the idea for Artie to 1 up Rarity in Colors. But since their both strong about it, maybe not
-No damage
Called it... A RUSE.
Still... no damage
But I will take 1000 points for Rainbow and Rarity making up...
LIFE POINTS: 5200 -----> 4200
Reason being, sometimes it takes a little SCAM to get people to realize the errors of their ways, like I made Grand Ruler do to Twilight in Starfleet Season 2 "Sometimes what you WANT to do... is not what you NEED to do."
FINAL SCORE: 4200
Half and half.
Here we go again, time for me to break down these pukes again
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"No animal is suffering" Oh, I wouldn't say that, you girls just lost 200 points for such a BIZARRE and WEIRDO opening... which is exactly the kind of characterization I don't tollerate or approve of in characters I make and want them to have little to none at all of.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Okay, I'm gonna dock Pinkie again for STILL playing those PIPES/HORNS whatever... it's annoying.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
Seriously, of all the annoying, idiotic, thoughtless antics Pinkie has ever done... THIS takes the new cake. (Then again my detractors are way worse with their sloppy reading and need to hurt real people for lulz. He's such a waste...)
APPLE-SOL-UTELY!!!
Okay... that's kinda cute. I admit.
-No damage
"She's our friend, and we have to be supportive." Uh oh... Twilight's forgetting what happened on HORSE PLAY. (Proof that there's more space in her head than in the Dimensional Galaxy she's from)
-No damage... YET
*Takes in a deep breath*
PINKIE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
Could she be anymore thoughtless!!!! (She should be arrested for disturbing the peace)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 6600
Seriously... that noise is making me dizzy!!!
Well... I'll be GALL DARNED. Applejack REMEMBERS A LESSON!!! (From Horse Play) This is practially why I deem her the SANEST of the mane group (Still hate her though; she's an MLP, and that means I hate her. No ifs, ands or buts)
-No damage
*Sighs* The old Deception Fake out "Says it's alright... when really it isn't" It's completely dishonest, and that's why I prefer to make my character let the gloominess show. After all... "You want [me to pretend everything's all right? Put on a happy face? Smile?"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6600 -----> 6400
(these are things my haters have little to no respect for, and expects everyone to just suck it up and move on. Sorry, but that's not how REALITY works. Some people just don't get over it... not right away, and some don't get over it at all)
I do however approve what Pinkie is doing, throwing the horns out. Just like what I would do. If I told to stop, and I really have to stop... that's exactly what's going to happen... abandon it entirely (but as a bonus I'll also abandon everything else that goes with it, or is even slightly referenced to it)
-TV
-Video games
-Computer
-Casual strolls
-Sports
-Conventions
...all of it! Gone!
-No damage.
Hmm... so Pinkie has a new special ability added to her list of specialties: When she's in somber-mode, anything near her falls into the dumps as well.
I like it.
-No damage.
Maybe she should be nicknamed "Party Pooped" in this mode.
Ah, yes... more approval on my part! the friends trying to cheer her up and failing to do so... LOVE-I-LY
Just like this...
-No damage.
"What she's best at: Being our friend!" Tres lame TWIT-LIGHT, inspite of last week's ep...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900
Who are you to declare, Twit-Light? you're not a political princess. (Just saying it to spite her)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 5700
Seriously! How many stupid pills were slipped into these ponies oats this morning?!! GUMMY IS NOT THAT BRIGHT, YOU NINNIES!!
Sheseh you freaks are annoying today,
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5700 -----> 5200
Hehehe, and now my favorite part of the downers... THE PUNISHMENT FACTOR!! (Pinkie Moving/running away)
-So no damage
Rarity... you just lost 200 points for that ridiculous annoying act.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5200 -----> 5000
"But... we can't just tell Pinkie what to do" This From the Princess of Bungling who always tries to ENFORCE people to comply with her ways and give friendship a chance even when they made it perfectly clear they don't wish to.
You are truly pathetic, Twilight sparkle
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5000 -----> 4800
Twilight's rambling of telling all those lovey dove things to Pinkie in hopes she'll come home make me wanna gag! I don't like that kind of stuff much...
I prefer it like this (From Flubber) "Now what do we have to do to get you to take a hint! It's over [Twilight] you lost."
-500
LIFE POINTS: 4800 -----> 4300
Wow! Pinkie's so grey she's bringing my MIST OF MISERY idea to life.
-No damage.
-25 ICE CREAMS?!! Seriously... do these ponies have some stomach immunity?!! This ice cream gag is getting way outta hand.
-No damage
FINALE SCORE: 4300
half and half
*Sighs* these ponies are getting worse every ep...
I need some soothing somber right now...
(That's BB and Terra to me)
THE ROAD TO FRIENDSHIP
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Oyi!! Cadance and Flurry are in the audience! That's 200 points right there , because I hate the most. If I weren't so busy making Darkness of Dimensions, I'd make vids and fanarts of me kicking Cadance's miserable rump around.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
Well what do ya know, Trixe does some tricks just like I make Abra do (Supports my ideals a bit)
-No damage.
"I'm so glad we decided to come."
Shut up, Cadance... or maybe you'd like me to do away with that little brat of yours again!
-No damage (Can't penalize her just for talking)
*Sunshine Sunshine*
Oyi, but I can dock them points for annoying me with THAT kind of playfulness.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7600
Careful, Trixie... I know the offer looks tempting, but remember the first rule of magic: "Things Are Not Always What They Seem"
-No damage...Yet
Let dishonesty get the best of you again huh? That seems to be going around a lot this season.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7600 ----> 7100
Wow, you realize your error right away? Too bad... I took the points away.
Okay... that is just... WAAAAAAAAAAAY MUCH!"
"They'd probably sing a song or something" and then they break out into a song.
-200 (for being ridiculous)
LIFE POINTS: 7100 ----> 6900
Wow! Starlight actually suggesting THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE (The Stand with no line rather than the long lineup)
-No damage.
Yep... the squabble is right on time. No is perfect, even good friends can and WILL have their dark times.
-No damage
I do have a suggestion for Trixie... why not to this to all that stuff.
I'm sure Starlight could've learned a shrinking spell. (I should Abra to show this to Trixie)
-No Damage (Can't blame her if she can't do it)
Oh, boy... this is starting to feel like LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP.
-No damage
Tut-Tut-Tut ladies... never let your emotions or personal differences affect your performances.
-(Gilligan's Island) Tina Louise didn't like working with Bob Denver
-(I Love Lucy) Vivian Vance and William Frawley hated each other in real life.
Yet the performances were STUPENDOUS!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6900 ----> 6700
Oh, Starlight! Trading in someone else's possession without asking, especially when it vast sentimental value. Even though SOMETIMES... JUST SOMETIMES... change is OKAY (Not great... but OKAY) Never act without thought or without permission.
-500 (For thoughtlessness)
LIFE POINTS: 6700 ----> 6200
I think the WAGON was a better friend that BOTH those ponies. It doesn't TALK but it does LISTEN
-No damage
Wow, I was wrong... this is FAR WORSE than LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP. Applejack and Rarity never heated up THAT much, of course they were trapped by the hurricane and couldn't leave, but they still didn't lose their tempers this badly.
-No damage
Oyi! This old cliche, standing in the way (Like a person chaining themselves to a tree) That shouldn't stop him, he could just levitate the wagon and himself over Trixie, and because Trixe's weak and tired, her own magic would be weak too.
-200 (For stupidity)
LIFE POINTS: 6200 ----> 6000
FINAL SCORE: 6000
I guess this ep wasn't too bad, but it was BORING
THE WASHOUTS
Gee only 6 eps left after this one... I may have to do both Starfleet SEASON 8 and continue Darkness of Dimensions at the same time!
(Oyi)
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Huh! Rainbow Dash Fan Club, reminds me of my visit to Anime North 2017, a group of guys dressed as Waluigi's came up to me and actually bowed to me calling me "THEIR GOSPEL" I was flattered, but I don't let the fleeting fame go to my head. I just go to the con to have a good time, not get in people's faces. If I'm praised, if I'm interviewed, or have my pic taken... that's fine.
Never let Fame go to your head
-No damage.
*Rainbow Gasps*
Like I said... Never let fame go to your head... Rainbow!
-No Damage... YET
Eavesdropping... NEVER cool. (Even though I do it myself, because my haters do it all the time... stalking me round the net wherever I go to cause more trouble. Well... they get what they give. they spy on me... so I spy on them)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
Much as I have a little thing agianst trying new things (Doesn't mean I still don't actually do it... you don't see me in real life.) Wow! It's almost like Scootaloo gave a description I would of my Starfleet. (In contrast to MLP, they do WHAT I DEEM is cool) fighting MOTW's, transforming into super suits, using powerful weapons and attacks and finishing it with a BANG...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's the JUICE... and that's what I prefer MLP to be MORE like, so I'll just keep my own fics.
-No damage.
(this is just me talking) Rainbow... to me, you and all of MLP are as cool as DIARRHEA!! And you are so totally letting jealousy get to you. Sure, I'm jealous of Tara Strong, but I'm honest about it (Told her that when I met her) but I mean and wish her no harm and wouldn't do crazy things to her about it.
Killing Twilight off and beating up Raven doesn't count (Even Tara told me this when we met... She's not Twilight Sparkle... she just SPEAKS for her. That is all)
-500 (For being stupid)
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7300
Oh, Applejack, not you too! YOUR MOTHER WAS A FREAKIN' PEAR!!!!
Take another 500 for stupidity and forgetting your lessons (AGAIN)
LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 6800
"Nice save, Twilight."
Yeah, nice save. Now try saving your life points.
-200 (for being dishonest again)
LIFE POINTS: 6800 -----> 6600
I swear, these ponies were already lame when they came out on day one, now their just walking migraines.
Wow! Rainbows acting just like my my haters. Nothing to do but complain over the littlest things. Well, it's all they understand, so its all I'm going to give them, no matter what happens.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6600 -----> 6400
Much as I should complain about Pinkie eating confetti... Remember, she's a HORSE.
-No damage.
Wow! Those washouts actually do some of Starfleet's dangerous obstacle training.
-No damage
Rainbow... you're making double a fool of yourself with all that boasting. It's cool to be confident, but not boastful unless it's FACT, not bullying
"Booted out of the Wonderbolts for hazardous weather"
Frost-Eye (Though he wasn't a wonderbolt)
"ANGER ISSUES, GET OFF MY BACK!!"
Ace Ray.
...Eeyup, looks like my ideals weren't stupid at all if the writers do it themselves.
-No Damage
"LAME-BOW DASH!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I LOVE IT!!!
-No Damage
The Way Rainbow and Lightning Dust are talking, that's not how my Starfleet guys act towards Equestrians, that's the kind of stuff my haters keep insisting they act like.
Perhaps I should make another blog about that, but I doubt they'll listen (That requires them to use their ears instead of their mouths)
-No damage.
"We ignore everything the wonderbolts taught us about safety"
In all honesty, I can't tell whether that's a good or a bad thing.
No comment
and No Damage.
Rainbow trying to enforce her own views and tell everyone how to think. (That's Twilight's job)
I can admit, my Starfleet guys do that a little, but they have better reasons than Rainbow's showing off. even if I were to explain them my haters will just ignore it and continue to whine anyway.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900
Much as Spitfire's SHOUTING/Lessons are meaningful; aren't fighters supposed to train for the worst by doing all that crazy stuff anyway? Otherwise, not so skilled... are you.
I'm docking her 200 points, since doing all that danger is how she became Wonderbolts leader to begin with.
LIFE POINTS: 5900 -----> 5700
*Sighs* Rainbow's still trying enforce her views in a bad way (Which Starfleet does not do) Just like Twilight tries to enforce people to accept friendship. "You've got to give friendship a chance!"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5700 -----> 5500
WHEW!!! Rainbow is seriously deserving of a beating, luckily I made Rhymey give her one in my death battle. (She never had a chance)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5500 -----> 5000
"that makes me seem to Egotistical doesn't it"
OYI!!! Somebody hit this floater pony over the head. She's becoming as bad as Twilight1
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5000 -----> 4800
I oughta put the DARK SNAKE SYNDROME card in play.
Wow! Twilight said something I can actually agree with... A LITTLE. she doesn't do that too often
-No damage.
Hmm... I don't know if I can really scold Scootaloo. I've made her and the CMC do tons of really dangerous things. the most dangerous thing they helped save all the planet from Spike's evil sister and saved everyone, including the space ponies (Even the best need a little help sometimes)
but I can safely say that she's still too young to be doing things like that, and should only do them if she REALLY has to, not if she WANTS to, especially not to show off.
-No damage
FINAL SCORE: 4800
Half and Half... at least it has valuable life lessons I prefer to see more of.
Still, this episode has many points that each contradict one over the oth
A ROCKHOOF AND A HARD PLACE
One of the pillars again huh. I may as well use SSRFMM for this one.
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Poor, Rockhoof, can't help but feel a bit sorry for him (JUST... a bit)
-No damage.
You said "Every Creature!" You know the penalty.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7500
Yona taking a liking to Rockhoof gives me an idea for a fic, but I don't know if I'll do it cuz it wouldn't be friendship is failure or Starfleet, or a bad ending, and you know the rules (Don't want praise, don't like the fic, try to make nice with me... and you'll regret it!)
-No Damage
*Sighs* Twilight's just earned a 200 penalty for not thinking a better position for Rockhoof, like P.E (He could really strengthen the kids up) or Ancient History (Like I did with my Shadow Coat character. His extensive knowledge will really help)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7500 -----> 7300
Fastest friendship problem Twilight ever solved... PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I could see that coming from 100 miles.
-No damage
Heheheheh! Rarity got drenched! HAHAHA!
-No damage
*Sighs* Twilight's still being dumb (like the kid) There's plenty of ways for Rookhoof to fit in... but as usual, she's brainless.
-200
Seriously, they can't just send him to a QUARRY where there's digging galore instead of an archaeology excavation site?
LIFE POINTS: 7300 -----> 7100
Well, nice to see SOME ponies know how to use what's left of their brains (Flash Magnus training guards)
I think I really prefer YOUNG Mistmane... No offense. (If and when I make SSRFMM... she'll stay young)
-No damage
"Instead of Solving Rockhoof's problems, we only made him feel worse" ...Really? I'm not surprised, Applejack! Then again nothing you pukes do doesn't sicken me.
-No damage
"A hero...!" Uh, Rainbow... he tried to put out a fire in the school. I'm docking you 200 points for letting that slip your mind.
LIFE POINTS: 7100 -----> 6900
Twilight, a little reality for you, "Mistakes happen" yes they do, but some mistakes you make only once, and even if it's not the case, can you really make up for it...
(I know the kid won't. I refuse to give him a chance ever. for constantly riffing and insulting me, I don't like him, I don't want to like him, and no good deed he does towards me, or empty promises he tends to make will change my mind)
Oh Ho Ho Ho. Mykan….I have something to tell you. You know what I’D do if you changed your ways? I’d hug you. Congratulate you. And make you my friend.
Yeah, right! You think i'd care.. because of all the riffing, and as I just said... I don't want to be his friend, nor have my life change for the better because I CHANGED and I did things HIS way... understand?! (Even if he wanted to try and make up for it... I'm not going to give him the chance or care)
Once you've been branded "ON MY BAD-SIDE" it's not coming off no matter how hard you scrub.
-No damage (For the ponies)
Again Twilight... teacher of ancient history would suffice just as well...
-No damage
FINAL SCORE: 6900
What do you know, only 1100 points down... I guess this ep didn't suck too much.
WHAT LIES BENEATH
I know what lies beneath Twilight's head (Nothing but air)
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"Ponydom" That's all I need is another blasted Pony word in the vocabulary!!
-200 (Just becuase)
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
*Sighs* Twilight is really the last person I recommend to be a teacher (Too narrow minded) Can't she realize it takes TIME to learn a new subject?! Especially due to other people's LACK of interest.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
"Study groups are fun AND effective" and you're as fun as a wart, Twit-light! It's better to study alone that in the company of others. Fewer distractions.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 7400
UGH... Silver Stream!! Are we sure she's not related to Pinkie Pie in spirit? She's got the annoyance levels well matched.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7400 -----> 7200
Even though it's only a Changeling, I'm sure Twilight REALLY said those things to her students before.
"With good friends and solid study habits, ANYTHING is possible."
Anything is possible even WITHOUT those things, ya Twit!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 7200 -----> 6700
(Say another thing like that again, Twilight, and it'll be 1000)
I'm impressed that Cozy Glow seems to have learned a lot since MARKS FOR EFFORTS (When Twilght was a bitch worse than normal) But I don't think she understand THIS:
Friendship is also about WILLINGNESS. You have to be willing to want to accept, tolerate, and understand things. Most of the time, I'm not willing to do any of those things. My ways work just fine for me, and that's all I need.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6700 -----> 6500
Twilight?
I don't think that's her... but we'll see.
Okay, now I'm smelling a major setup BY Twilight. I just hope I'm wrong!!
...Oh, Crap!! The TREE OF HARMONY?!!! UGGGGGGGGGGH!!! I've always hated it since day one, hence why I never included it in my Starfleet series.
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 6500 -----> 5500
I wonder what that tree would do if it tried to teach me a lesson and I just continued to balk at it? Or better yet... attacked it!
FINAL SCORE: 5500
Much as this episode has a high score in life points. this ep is MAJOR boredom!
That's right. Silver... "Friendship is... *snore*"
Oyi!
First of all, there a part where you said -200, but then removed 500 points. can I assume you meant -500?
And what's the issue with the term "every creature"? It addresses your issue of the term "everypony" when not all creatures in Equestria are ponies. And "every creature" is inclusive of non-pony characters. Is your issue that it's not a real world term?