Micro Story VI · 12:14pm Jan 22nd, 2018
The human licked cakes.
"This tastes sweet!"
The human licked a lemon.
"This tastes sour."
The human licked grass.
"This tastes bland."
The human licked Twilight.
"This tastes rich and heavy."
The human also tasted magic, but he couldn't recall the specific flavour because it was concentrated into a bolt at the time and was slamming more into his cheek rather than his mouth.
Word of advice: ponies look tastier than they actually taste.
Thematic:
So THAT'S where the Horse Pop segment of '9000 people hit the subscribe button' originates!!
Also don't lick Twilight.
Could have been worse, the alicorn could have started licking back...
Or the pegasi could have melted into a embarrassed puddle of apologies and stunned-goat bleating.
if the earth pony tasted like cotton candy and giggled a lot, well, that would've been much better. Sounds like a great time for a party!
....so when does this turn into a crackfic of a HiE licking all the ponies?
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It already is