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I write stories, rewrite stories, and am full of bamboo and eggs. Have an egg. Read a story. Don't get eggs on my fucking books.

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  • 1 week
    A Thief's Tale: Re: 23 (Put On The Red Light) Patch Notes

    Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

    Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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    15 comments · 79 views
  • 3 weeks
    Redoing the Ringtail/Ringo Logo

    With the addition of the new art for A Thief's Tale comes the tantalizing prospect of a new avatar for which to tout my idiocy. Ringtail is the name and it's going to stick; we're long past the Casper Magic days of swapping names every couple weeks. However, that being said, I like the current profile picture I use for my writing and all. I'm just in the market for something new and am open to

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    1 comments · 35 views
  • 4 weeks
    A New Cover for A Thief's Tale

    There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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    11 comments · 180 views
  • 7 weeks
    A Thief's Tale: The Course of Canon

    Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

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    12 comments · 152 views
  • 8 weeks
    Concerning Rewrites

    I'm deviating the story from chapter fifty onward, so big yeet. I'll finish the rewrites here, but I'll still be working on new chapters for awhile. Have fun with the rewrites!

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Because I Feel Like It. · 10:07am Dec 13th, 2017

I'm releasing Chapter Fifty-Eight early, and I'll release Chapter Fifty-Nine at the usual time. I don't know why I feel like doing it, but fuck it. Yolo swag, got cats in a bag.

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Comments ( 5 )

One time on new years i was so drunk i rammed my cat into a pillow and ran around screaming its a pillow. Its a pet, its a pillow pet.

Fun fact, the tinier the dick the angrier, the bigger the car the smaller the cock, the bigger shoe size the bigger the cock is. Magic

Pure juggalo magic right there

Will blow your fuckin mind. That shits in the air

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