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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
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Whew~ · 8:43pm Dec 9th, 2017

I predict a 3 to 1 like/dislike ratio- GO~!!
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Oh wow~! That did a lot better than I thought it would.

So, I said "ehhhh it'll probably be fine." one too many times and oh whoops I started a lil' fight right down there in the comments WHOOPSIE- Pffff IT DOESN'T NEED A COVER ART. WHATEVS, IT'S FINE, It's kind of- it's kind of halfway between a shitpost and a Home is for the Weak chapter anyway. So uh, screw it, when you write for fun you go all out BB~ OH WHOOPSIE the guy I love as a person and a writer gently ribbed me assuming I would know what a joke is. Like Scootaloo's chance of having working wings, it flew over my head there. Whatever I'm just under the assumption someone doesn't like me to each their own THIS IS SHATTERING MY HEART oh they actually think I'm pretty dandy~ Oh most people think I'm pretty dandy~ Well wow never before has my heart gone from 1 to 100 so fast that's just touching- two hours later and my heart won't calm down that's- wow that's- I need to cut my emotional investment in this community down a little. I mean, I love all of you~ but that's kinda the problem I love you so much dears that you could shatter me to pieces and that's an uh oh~ So let's uh, Let's just take a break and calm down my activities here just a little bit~ ANYWAY I'm quickly learning I love to write arguments and relaxing/bonding time, so that's neat. Let's try to expand from that a bit more, later, when I'm not so exhausted. Whew~

Edit: I’ve had a swell guy point out twice now that he feels this story isn’t a copy of Home is for the Weak as the dynamics are different, and so to give it the credit it deserves, I did aim for something a little different there~ Thank you!

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