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[JBL]

Basically...

[Adam Jensen]

[Ginnungagap]

I KEEP REFRESHING THE PAGE BUT NOTHINGS WORKING.

also, is this real handyman or the beginning of JBL's coup.

[Pro Wrestling Pony]

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[dov]

aw shit, the madman is here

[IkioStar]

huehuehue

[D48]

Oh hey, it looks like 4713602 is at the wheel now. If you are looking for suitably entertaining things to add to Handyman's favorites, I have a convenient link for you:

https://www.fimfiction.net/user/17066/headless_rainbow/stories

Have fun.

[JBL]

4713783
I would never insult Handyman by adding headless_rainbow's stories to his favourites. Not because they are brimming with rape, underaged brutality, murder, necrophilia, vore, torture, mutilation of bodies and ponies' characters that they turn into a laughable parody of what they once were, BUT because they so pathetically rely on the initial shock value that once they quickly wear off, you're just left with edgelord-level bad writing and copy and paste scenarios with increasing levels of brutality to attempt to obfuscate that painful reality.

[Shocks]

bleh bleh bleh!

[D48]

4713794
Fair enough, although those issues are what makes them funny in the first place, especially if you are like me and find over the top brutality hilarious in general. I will admit that I'm a little surprised you don't see those problems as a plus for messing with him, but at the end of the day it's your call and I don't really care what you do so long as you prank him good.

Alternatively, you could copy everything on his favorites list to a hidden backup list on your profile and then completely delete his favorites list so you can honestly say you didn't add anything to it. That would have the benefit of completely subverting his expectations while still getting him good in a non-destructive way, but you may have other ideas you'd rather put into action instead.

Also, weren't you supposed to post a chapter while he was out?

[Ginnungagap]

4713783

holy shit his content warnings read off like a mixtape of hells greatest hits

Arousal induced heart failure

Implied Genocidal Necrophilia

Murder Virginity

This is pure desperation here ladies and gents, the degeneracy required to craft a literature abortion could be matched only by the honestly disappointing like/dislike ratio.

anyone who worries for their immortal soul and or their skill with creative writing should probably stay away, lest this reckless misuse of the written word be contagious and soil the works of others.

[Porfiry Petrovitch]

JBL right now:

MEANWHILE
Subject: Handyman
Location: Somewhere in the United States
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MEANWHILE
Me:
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[JBL]

4713838
The ghost of Patrick Shwayze Handyman has possessed me, rendering me unproductive and listless, yet still leaving me a decidedly brown shade, thus unable to enjoy any white privilege.

[Aerial]

So should I not be holding my breath with JBL in charge.

[stephen51991]

4713809

[D48]

4713852
Isn't publishing the chapter just pushing one button?

4713842
Honestly, that ratio is largely because once the tags get that absurdly extreme, it stops being repulsive and crosses over into funny. It might help to think of it like those cheap movies that are so bad they become good because of how much fun it is to laugh at how bad they are, although in this case there is some deliberate dark comedy and splatstick going on because the author is deliberately trying to achieve that effect. Also, while any idiot can hack together some basic abuse, it does take some genuine talent to come up with something that twisted so you do have to give some credit for that even if you are understandably not a fan of the actual content.

[dov]

4713934
evidently not,, to our dismay

[Adam Jensen]

When every comment has at least a single dislike.

[DevourMistress]

4714111
Spammer/hater