Overload · 4:20am Oct 2nd, 2017
Life, it seemed, was a never-ending series of humiliations, each one building up intensity from the last. Sumac found himself in the most embarrassing, most awful, most terrible, most unthinkable, most unfathomable pickle that anypony could imagine: he was sandwiched between two mares that had just betrayed him by bathing him. Both were fuzzy, soft, and stank of lilacs, or lavender, or some other horrendous floral feminine fragrance. They were also sound asleep.
These mares were not his mother, nor were they strangers, which made this especially awkward. He was quite thoroughly squished, trapped, helpless, and Octavia’s heavy leg was slung over his barrel so that she might cling to Vinyl while she slumbered. It was the leg she played the cello with, which made it meaty, muscled, and hard as a sack full of rocks. Between the close, fuzzy proximity of the two mares, the heavy blankets, the nostril-tickling floral stench, and Vinyl’s hot, toothpasty breath blowing on the back of his head, it felt as though he was suffocating.
Even worse, Octavia and Vinyl both were soft, fuzzy, warm, and felt nice against him, which made this even more galling. And worstest of all? His eyes threatened to betray him, as his eyelids grew heavier and heavier with each blink. Worstiestiest of all? He had to keep blinking. It was as if there was some vast conspiracy, conspiring conspiratorially against him.
“No, consarnit,” he mumbled, his words muffled against the base of Octavia’s neck, and there was a faint sizzle in the air. “Razzle frazzin, no good, ick-sniffing melon farmers.”
His foalish fury was not enough to save him and after but a few more blinks, Sumac’s eyes refused to open.
Just about the time the profanity happened, I had double-diabetes.
Sumac Apple! Do you kiss your momma with that mouth!?!
at this point, with all the cute scenes you have written throught both chase and the weedverse, i would imagine you have reached a transcended state of diabetes
...Diabeetus...
I couldn't help but find this absolutely hilarious.