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Announcement. And a question. It's a double! · 11:37pm Oct 12th, 2012
Announcement: Saturday I will be updating (I hope) two-three stories OTHER then Know Your Mare. I am also working for a loophole where I can get away with Know Thy Colt since some people want that story. Know that Flinx is always hard at work no matter what's going on. My number one goal is to make people smile... Just like my favorite Baccano character. But that aside...
Question: Now you may know that I have recently released "Nightmare's Fright". That's why I ask you this; What order do victims in a bad slasher movies usually go?
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The order slasher movie victims go is:
Dumbass couple having sex
Black Guy
Douchebag
Everyone else
418765
The dumbass couple is the jock and the blonde girl, right?
All I know is the virgin makes it out last
418765
pretty much this. but there's also the fat (or out-of-shape) guy after the 'douchebag'.
of course, i know i probably lost this one already.
418771 You are correct.
418789 I always forget the fat guy. Maybe it's because I hate the comic relief characters in horror movies.
For know your colt, you could write it and give blog posts linking to each chapter when finished, that way we can see it, without it being submitted.
418809
i feel like someone's missing, though...
that makes sense...i guess.
418829 The one smart chick? But she's the one who always survives, though . . .
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most of the time, anyways. there's a few movies where no one survives.
I dont know the order but it is something like this
Dumb Blonde Survivor
Sometimes brown haired girl or guy
Black Guy
Joker guy or comedian
guy who thinks its just imagination
guy or girl who knows it real
jock
Sounds good, except...
Other "than"!
Awesome! I still need to read nightmare's fright! galurr galurr!
Too much pony!Just need to stop sleeping! It's perfect!Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!
The flimsy character first (often with no history)
Then the doubter (or doubting couple)
Then the jerk (or jerk couple)
Then the sorta friend (to up the ante) [This char can also be the secret villain!]
Then the person who tries to "leave" cause they've "had enough" (once again, shows it's serious)
By now you should be left with 3-5 characters, and who dies depends on how the ending need to be:
- Hero
- Hero + Best Friend
- Hero + Love Interest
- Love Interest only (Hero self-sacrifice)
- the Innocent (child usually)
- Innocent + Guardian (any character with responsible nature)
Don't forget that the last death is usually a self-sacrifice.
Note: The victims can be anything, but most times the one to "leave" is different from everyone else (ethnicity / body-type / age).
there has to be a minimum of five.
because i just watched it on a livestream and it actually fit this blog quite well. 
the whore (or bimbo, take your pick)
the jock
the scholar
the fool
and the virgin
normally, it doesn't matter the order, but the virgin either survives or dies last.
and yes, this is from 'the cabin in the woods'.
The dumb ass couple having sex and the black guy are interchangeable, but the black guy never makes it to the end.
419541You just reminded me of this video starring Samuel L. Jackson:[youtube=uz1J9PUcMQ0]
Random starter uncharacterised character to gain suspense and characterisation for killer
Couple
Black guy
Injured/sick guy
Nice guy
Pretty girl
Idiot
The guy who cant take it
The virgins love intrest
Virgin