Don'tcha hate it when you're tryna write clop

but you can't stop thinking about 5th edition D&D encounter mechanics and how you want to kill the PCs?

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

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[Singularity Dream]

Just wait until you are trying to kill PCs with 5th edition D&D encounter mechanics and all you can think about is clop.

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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Already been there.

[Georg]

I am so not learning another D&D. 3.5 forever!

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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I'm with ya, but my group kinda outvoted me.

But the up side is that 5th is essentially 3.5 lite. It's given me plenty of options for PC destruction.

[Pearple Prose]

D&D 5e is the only porn I need.

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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oh bby talk nerdy to me

[horizon]

iS PIC RELATED???

iS THIS……… EMBER CLOP'/???!???????

a PONY HAS NEEDS

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[Fuzzyfurvert]

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A you sure you're a pony?
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[Audrey Azura]

Can't relate, sorry. My problem is with trying to exploit Ars Magica Magic system to get invincible before the GM get what I'm doing. A total différent problem, isn't it?

[horizon]

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Which answer gets me Ember clop?

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[Fuzzyfurvert]

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A "please" would do.

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Though to be honest, I'm not sure what kind story I'd write for Ember clop. She's a wacky dragon lady with comical misunderstandings on the way of ponies, so there seems to be fertile ground for a sexual comedy, but I have no idea at the moment what I'd do with her.

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If you have any ideas, hit me up.

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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Well, when your magic system is basically competition Scrabble, that's what you get. Get them powers, boi.

[Audrey Azura]

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I don't get how adding two numerical compentences is Scrabble :p. And moreover, free form magic rulez.

[horizon]

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Please!

As far as ideas, I am contractually obligated to suggest Ms. Harshwhinny. But if you want dragon-based sex comedy, you could do something with Ember discovering in old dragon records (to Celestia's embarrassment) that one of her ancestors had a one-night stand with Celestia on the DL (mumble something Spike egg backstory), and Ember decides to restart this "ancient tradition of pony friendship" in the interests of good international relations (to Ember's mild frustration, since with multiple princesses she has to do four times the rutting now).

Or have Ember swing by the Crystal Empire for a state visit, and decide that she wants to learn about love from ponies the same way she's learning about friendship. Bonus crackfic idea: She assumes that the Ballad of the Crystal Empire is actually an instruction manual — like a crystal pony Kama Sutra.

Of course, my own WIP Embrax fic (T/Romance) is like 5000 words in and already I've steamrolled right past two blatant openings for excuse-plot porn (bom chicka wow wow). If you want a sneak preview let me know and I'll PM you a prereading link.

Edit: Do you take commissions? Because you are a person I certainly wouldn't mind flinging a few bucks at, and I know from a few posts back that it sounds like that might be mutually beneficial.

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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<tbh, I've never done a commission before, but I am in no position to turn down funding from any source. I've mostly avoided the commission scene because I didn't think my writing was good enough for it. But if you are willing to throw a few bucks my way, I'm more than willing to write some Ember smut. I have no idea how to price that though... so... I guess however much you want to pay???

ALSO, to be completely honest, one idea that occurred to me late last night was doing that forever backburner-ed chapter of My Harshwhinnial and have Ember show up to challenge Medal to a game of Sex. Which I might just write anyway, regardless of what we hash out here. I've already jotted down some notes for it.

Ember doing the diplomatic rounds and getting things with ponies hilariously wrong pretty much writes itself. Though using the Ballad of the Crystal Empire as instructions on how to Cadance would be fantastic! I can easily see the scene where Ember shows up in the Empire, surrounded by tiny imperial sheep, flying a rainbow flag, and brandishing a suggestively shaped lance.

"Princess Cadance, I here you like...jousting."

Cadance fans herself, looking surprised and flustered. "Let me get my flugelhorn."

Either way, I'm down. And yeah, PM me that link, I'd love to take a look at what you've got so far.

[horizon]

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PM'ed!