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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 22 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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    1 comments · 60 views
  • 26 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 65 views
  • 43 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 80 views
  • 71 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 125 views
  • 78 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 137 views
Jun
13th
2017

Go F##k Yourself Girls · 8:24pm Jun 13th, 2017

I can't believe it, Blueblood you are a motherfu!

Hi Spike.

Uh?

You have a problem.

Yeah, Rarity treated me of.

You won Twilight, again.

He still thinks of rarity.

I told you, he's a lost cause.

A dragon who loves a unicorn, it's so funny.

look at me, i'm Spike and i love Rarity like i love this blueberry cupcake.

It's pathetic.

Ahahahahahah.

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOU CAPPUCINO,YOUR STUPID TOOH FAIRY,YOUR MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP,YOUR DUMB HAIRCUP,YOUR SHITTY CUPCAKE AND YOUR CRAZY ALIEN PONY THEORIE!!!!

......

Are you crying?

GO AWAY!

Uh ok.

Comments ( 21 )

WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP?!

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It's not my fault, I'm the victim in this story sniff.

4570319
That includes you Spike. Listen up! And listen up well... Rarity is in grave danger.

4570439
Twilight... she is going on a date... with Blueblood, you know how he is.

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Yes, he's a gentlecolt and Rarity gonna enjoy her date because he's better Than Spike.

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Really? HE'S A KNOWN RAPIST! AND SHE IS IN GRAVE DANGER! And about Spike? He's the most least threatening criminal, what he's done is stealing apples, that's it. But... it is for a good cause.

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And Twilight... do you not remember the saying... "Beware the Wolf in Sheep's clothing"?

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And you beware the captain of the guard.

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You may not know this but... Celestia, your teacher, seems to know more and... Celestia! Come here.

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Can you explain to Twilight why am I worried about Rarity going out with Blueblood?

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Oh Blueblood,He's like a son to me, Rarity is one lucky girl.

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Hmm... strange. Last time we talked... you said he was an utter disappointment. Chrysalis... are you trying to take the form of Celestia? *begins to get suspicious*

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He buyed me a big cake so now, I love him like a son and Spike, He's better than you.

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