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  • 107 weeks
    Cute story to promote

    You like Uber eats
    With ponies
    And cuteness??

    Story ahead!
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    1 comments · 149 views
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    See some great animations before the YouTube takes it down

    Yeah. YouTuber going to take it down bc it blew up too much.

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  • 123 weeks
    The party friend group


    Freddy: The one who knows how to party elegantly, with class and sass, and never out of control.

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    Chica: Drugs.

    Foxy: the newcomer to partying

    8 comments · 134 views
  • 136 weeks
    Wild shit

    That moment when u realize that Travis Knight, the guy who directed bumblebee, also was a lead animator for coraline.

    That explains everything.

    3 comments · 144 views
  • 138 weeks
    Update in the hot dog situation!

    So good news. Yes, fry those hotdogs up with some oil in a frying pan. They are delightful.

    And honestly, taste way better than when steamed.

    10/10 💅

    9 comments · 186 views
Jun
6th
2017

Creating a Mary Sue! · 2:29am Jun 6th, 2017

Let me know what you think of her!

Name: Starbreeze fabulous von goh macaroni neon anastasia spectacular Perfection.
Species: half draconequus half zebra half alicorn half cat half Changeling half wendigoe half human half mermaid.
Body color: lovely, shimmering gold with silver dots and rainbow stripes on legs and platinum hooves.
Mane and tail: shimmering purple and pink and blue
Eyes: color changing depending on mood.
Horn: crooked like a Changeling but with a shimmering rainbow color all the time.
Magic: gold.
Wings: one is an alicorn, one is a changeling wing.
Personality: sweet, kind, gentle, friendly, unbeatable, amazing, everyone loves her except the selfish Flurry Heart.
Friends: all
Enemies: Flurry heart because she is almost as powerful as Starbreeze.
Boyfriend: all the guys love her, so it is hard for her to choose just one.
Family: long lost niece of Celestia and Luna
Backstory: was trapped in The Tree of Harmony, was freed when the Mane Six got their elements, she is the lost Element of Friendship, she is super powerful! Unfortunately, Flurry Heart is almost and Starbreeze has to defeat her because she is trying to rule all of Equestria with an iron fist! She is the princess of Friendship, and Twilight is her servant and High priestess, even though Starbreeze does not want to be worshiped, but she allows it anyway.
Age: a zillion years old, but looks 16


Chaos out!
(PS, if someone draws Starbreeze, I will write a story of her!)

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Comments ( 9 )

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Pinkie shares Fallout with Starbreeze in this universe.

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It's a crazy universe with Starbreeze.

Earth Federation Soldier 1: Dammit it’s a Marry Sue! I thought we were winning the fanfiction war!?
Earth Federation Soldier 2: We are already dead....

Zeon: Hail the Sue!

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Starbreeze: pls don't worship me, but you can if ya want! *Blushes* can I go on a date with any of you?

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Zeon Fleet: HAIL STARBREEZE!

Federation: Crap...

Char: I’ll gladly do exactly that Starbreeze.

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Starbreeze: YAY! I will protect you all from Flurry Heart. Because she can never hope to defeat me!

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I’ll give you a heads up. Zeon are Space Nazis. Starbreeze is now being worshiped, and is in fact dating an entire space armada filled with Space Cruisers that carry Nuclear Weapons, Giant Robots, and City Destroying Death Rays.

So even more OP?

Sorry Starbreeze but I only love one girl.

Well swim

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