D.i.E. Deleted/Extra chapters · 4:35pm May 31st, 2017
This is an experiment to see if you'd like it, but this is more or less alternate chapters I thought of, whether it's by new things, or something old I forgot, or it's in an alternate timeline where things may have happened before or after an episode (Just roll with it). Expect a lot more stupid things I thought of.
Alternate chapter with Starlight Glimmer.
"So..." Deadpool asked. "Besides attempted world domination because your boyfriend got his ass tattoo, what other things are you into?" Starlight sweated a bit, looking around a bit.
"I like... kites." She admitted. Deadpool remained silent. The unicorn sweated a bit more, unsure as to what Deadpool would say. After what seemed to be a minute (hours to Starlight), Deadpool shrugged.
"Kites are cool."
"... Really?"
"Oh yeah! But we need one thing to make it better."
"...What's that?" Deadpool put on a bowler hat and had Starlight wear a sun hat. Music began to play.
Well... With tuppence for paper and strings
You can have your own set of wings
With your feet on the ground
You're a bird in flight
With your fist holding tight
To the string of your kite
Oh, oh, oh!
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite!
Starlight smiled widely and bounced with Deadpool, joining him with her own kite.
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite!
In Ponyville's park, Yondu Udonta was dressed up as Marry Poppins, while surrounded by various other ponies with their own kites to fly.
When you send it flyin' up there
All at once you're lighter than air
You can dance on the breeze
Over 'ouses and trees
With your first 'olding tight
To the string of your kite
Everypony began to sing it together as the kites seemingly danced with the music.
Oh, oh, oh!
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Let's go fly a kite!
"TRIXIE HAS THE GREATEST KITE OF ALL!!!" The voice of Trixie yelled, stopping everything as her kite came into play: It was just Trixie as an Alicorn. Starlight just scrunched her muzzle in slight annoyance. Deadpool turned to Yondu.
"Why the hell are you dressed up as Marry Poppins?" He asked.
"Because I'm Marry Poppins, y'all!" He replied with pride.
"... Yeah... We'll see that in Guardians of the Galaxy 3."
Oh... That... that was bad...
Too soon.
After Guardians of the Galaxy 2, on the list for my favorite Marvel hero is split between Captain America, Deadpool, Spiderman, and Starlord. Seeing the kinds of things Starlord do, gives me a headcanon that him and Deadpool would be really good friends if they aren't already.