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May
28th
2017

Assassinverse: Shadows In The Moonlight: Now We're Getting Somewhere! Also, let's have a contest! · 12:55pm May 28th, 2017

Good morning, Gotham, Joker here! Well, I must admit, it was a wonderful surprise to find that after a couple of days of chapter two being posted, Shadows In The Moonlight is finally getting more likes and faves! Hooray! Now, before I forget again, allow me to show you the song that I got the name from, which also happens to be the main theme of the story:

Also, before I forget again, let's have a contest. I need you guys to come up with Assassin robe designs for the following Assassins to be:

Spike Sparkle (I don't need to explain him, do I?)

Mystic Sparkle (Twilight's L.S.T.S.W.N.M. or Little Sister That She Will Never Meet. My research indicates that after her birth, as a result of Twilight's death, Night Light and Twilight Velvet become extermely over-protective, keeping her from even socializing from anyone outside of a certain cute and deadly alicorn cousin of hers. As if that weren't enough, they were ALWAYS comparing her to Twilight, who they seem clinically incapable of letting rest in peace. And when Mystic does actually make a friend who isn't related to her, Equestrian First shows up and bombs Celestia's School For Gifted, offing many of the students, including Mystic's friend, whose funeral she can't even attend out of her parent's fear of being attack because of Twilight's reforms that, in almost tyrant-like fashion, were made laws of the land by Celestia. So, she runs away, determined to forge her own destiny and emerge out of her elder sister's shadow. In this version of the Assassinverse, she runs right into some goons working for Equestrians First, only to be saved by Ezio and his crew, resulting in her being recruited into the Brotherhood.)

Shale Pie (for those you who don't know, according to my research, Shale Pie is the illegitimate son of Prick Blueblood and Marble Pie due to alcohol-induced sexy times, all so Blueblood could get access to the only source of Orichalum in Equestria: the Pie Family Rock Farm. It was either that, or go to the Minotaur Islands. But, seriously, who would've thought Blueblood would be capable of that? Thank god Rarity dumped him when she did, otherwise Twilight would've been pushing up daisies much sooner. Also, he, like Mystic, is not likely to appear until the sequel, but being ostracized and bullied by society due to his parentage, in my eyes, makes him prime Assassin material.)

Rainbow Dash (she joins Ezio under the conviction that destroying those opposed to Twilight's reforms, like the Traditionalists and Equestrians First, is her way of making amends to Twilight for the last words that she said to the alicorn after Twilight refused to use her influence to get her onto the Wonderbolts: "I hate you!")

Majesty Blueblood (I personally believe that Majesty can be saved from the darkness she's fortold to unleash IF, and only if, Amadeus Blueblood is taken out of the picture somehow before she can be completely corrupted by him, and is raised by a halfway decent family)

If you have ideas for Assassins to add to the Brotherhood (outside of Luna, as I've already taken care of her) feel free to leave them in the comments below! As for me, it's time to continue the third chapter.

Comments ( 2 )

Sounds good to me!

How about Diamond Tiara? She threw slugged her, at the time, best friend for disrespecting Twilight after her death. She fully supported the changes to cutie mark laws and I could see her supporting the cause. Silver Sppon is definitely a Traditionalist. The only change I would do is explain how Shale's parentage was discovered that was being kept very secret last I understood.

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