200th Blog Special: Injustice 2 · 4:04pm May 3rd, 2017
Don't worry folks, I may not be a fan of the DC movies, but I do LOVE their recent videogames! The Arkham series, and now, Injustice. I'm hoping it's gonna be great; I am a bit skeptical around the customizing characters, since it'll have RPG elements, and I don't want matches to be so uneven where a level 99 wipes the floor with a level 1 fighter. And, similar to MKX, how Darkseid is behind a paid wall, similar to Goro, which will be a constant tease to anyone that didn't get the preorder package in the character select screen. Those are my only concerns. But, I am hoping for one certain character to be added as DLC... you already know who it is.
Yep. I'm hoping Deadpool will be added in the future. If you're wondering why, here's 3 major reasons:
1) Deadpool has had crossovers with DC before! 
2) By the looks of it, Deathstroke isn't in Injustice 2. Perhaps Deadpool can use his gameplay, albeit, more with a comedic effect to it.
3)It'll be hilarious for everyone to think he's Deathstroke/Slade Wilson!!! I already have his intros in mind!
*Deadpool walks out of a Marvel comic and talking into a cellphone. Character 2 appears with their dialogue. Deadpool replies with a snarky comment, throwing the phone and readies his blades. Character 2 replies back*
*Character 1 appears. Deadpool appears, cocking his gun, asking about their super move/intro move. Character replies, more than likely confused or angered. Deadpool replies, holstering his pistol and pulling out his sword with another comment.*
-Aquaman:
Aquaman: Deathstroke!? How in Neptune's-
D.P.: Hey, I got 2 eyes. I'm not a pirate.
- Still a killer, though.
Aquaman: Another political assassin?
D.P.: CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!!!
-Not that kind of political!
D.P.: Why not use your dino-shark thingy now?
Aquaman: What are you talking about, Slade?
-Hey, you don't need to fill up your supermove, fishy.
D.P.: Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!
Aquaman: Are you insulting me!?
-Glubbu-glub-glub!
Atrocitus
D.P.: Why do you vomit so much?
Atrocitus: Why do you ask?
-There's a better way to lose weight.
D.P.: *Gasp!* KITTY!!!
Atrocitus: Focus on me!
-But cats are my weakness!!!
Atrocitus: You're angry at someone?
D.P.: Yeah. Can you guess who?
-... Why Hal Jordan?
Arocitus: Are you joining me?
D.P.: Nah, I wanna be happy!
-Then you will perish.
Bane
D.P.: ¿Sabes dónde puedo conseguir algunos tacos?
Bane: That's not funny.
D.P.: ¿¡Qué!? ¡Tengo hambre!
D.P.: How much of Eddie do you use?
Bane: Who's this Eddie?
-Nothing, only the gamers will get that.
Bane: You look different, Slade.
D.P.: I'm not Slade.
-So Slade has another son?
Bane: I will break you, Slade!
D.P.: I've been broken WAY too many times!
-... You're usually intimidated.
Batman
B.M.: You're not Slade.
D.P.: Finally! Someone isn't blind!
-I will get rid of you, clone.
B.M.: I thought I threw you in jail.
D.P.: That was Slade. I'm Wade!
-... Slade has a brother?
D.P.: Where's your Batwing?
B.M.: Why do you ask?
-Oh, you know, you could shoot me down and save the trouble.
D.P.: We've gotta save Martha!
B.M.: Is that suppose to stop me?
-Aw, I was hoping we'd be friends.
Flash
Flash: You're not gonna shoot me down!
D.P.: Nah, I'm gonna trip you.
-That's... pretty stupid.
Flash: Not today, Slade!
D.P.: Whatever happened, it was yesterday.
-Nothing happened yesterday.
D.P.: Can we see the pyramids now?
Flash: Don't know. How about dinosaurs?
-Oh yes! I'll fill your super up!
D.P.: ♬FLASH!!! AHHH!!!♬
Flash: Uh... thanks for the intro?
-Your welcome!
Green Lantern
G.L.: You seem familiar.
D.P.: Oh, we're quite close.
- Of course, Slade.
G.L.: What makes you think you can beat me?
D.P.: I'm actually getting a sequel and not a reboot.
-... What?
D.P.: You!
G.L.: Here to kill me, Slade?
-Here to save Ryan's name!
D.P.: So much is wrong with your costume.
G.L.: Oh? And your's is better?
-It's not animated.
Joker:
J: You seem different, Deathstroke.
D.P.: And you look emo.
J: *Laughs* You're funnier now!
J: Care for a job?
D.P.: Does it involve me riding your Harley?
-No... she's mine.
D.P.: Jared Leto.
J: That's not my name.
-But you look like him!
D.P.: How do you get your electric chair here?
J: It's simple really, I-
-EH! Time's up!
Superman
S.M.: Deathstroke...
D.P.: Who put you in those handcuffs?
-That's what you're focused on?
S.M.: I won't let you get away.
D.P.: By doing your super punches to the sky?
-If I have to.
D.P.: Superhero landing!
S.M.: And a super beatdown.
-Sheesh, can't take a compliment nowadays.
D.P.: You're so OP.
S.M.: OP?
-Glad they nerfed you for this game.
Wonder Woman
W.W.: Stand down, Slade!
D.P.: Anything for those two!
-That was- Wait... ugh!!!
W.W.: I thought I killed you.
D.P.: You killed that guy.
-Classic clones.
D.P.: ♬Wonder woman!!!♬
W.W.: Never thought you had a good singing voice.
-We can do a duet after this.
D.P.: Tie me down, baby.
W.W.: The lasso is for truth only.
-I have nothing to hold back.
Harley Quinn.
H.Q.: You look different, Deathy.
D.P.: But you still look hot, Harley.
-Huh, quite the charmer now, ain't ya?
H.Q.: Did Mr. J sent ya?
D.P.: Nope. Just my heart.
-Mind if I rip it out for ya?
D.P.: Where do your hyenas go?
H.Q.: They listen to their mommy.
-Along with your dynamite?
D.P.: Wanna go to the movies after this?
H.Q.: Asking for a date now, huh?
-Hey, I'm not gonna hit hard like that clown.
And if you're wondering, yes, I have his super move in mind, as well as Outro.
For the super move, it's easy: Deadpool uses his own bar as a bat, whacking the opponent away! The whack is so powerful, it sends them into a different universe, where the Deadpool Corps is in.
Headpool bites their face, Dogpool bites them in their left foot, Kidpool whacks them below the belt with his laser sword, and Fempool blows them up with a huge laser! They're tossed out as Deadpool finishes a chimichanga.
For the outro, it's rather simple, but effective. Deadpool punches the camera to the floor, where it looks up to the sky (probably just the sky, or, more comedicaly, codes, and Deadpool gets into frame, flipping off the camera... which is censored.
I can't believe they're locking a character off of the roster behind a Pre-Order paywall.
4518520 I know. I hate that like everyone else. Of course, probably like Goro, you can unlock them, but it's gonna be long and tedious to do so... especially how MKX gave you little coins after each round to spend on, prompting you to either go extreme and play all the time, or just pay the money needed... $20 to get everything in the krypt... costumes, finishing combos, artwork, all paid by real like $20.
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I don't think anyone hates that, though. I've gone to the trailers for Darkseid on YouTube, and they're overwhelmingly positive in ratings and no one addresses that!
I HATE that games do this now! They lock off characters that are already done and in-game cosmetics behind actual paywalls. That's why Halo 5 is my most hated game of all time.
Isn't Pandapool a part of the Deadpool Corps?
4518527 That, and the very underwhelming story where it ends very similar to the Martha feud in Batman V Superman... but with no Martha, no gameplay, and not even good action.
4518531 I think that was just a weird joke character, all for the sake of saying it's the animal that makes people endangered.
4518536 Pandapool fought in the Deadpool war. You know, the follow-up to Deadpool killing historical fictional characters, which was a follow-up to Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe? He fought with the Deadpools that were trying to save the multiverse.
4518560 true, true... But I'm just thinking of keeping it a bit simple.
4518571 Simple?
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Should I go into the whole list of 'simple' being wrong, or just go for the easy one?
4518584 ok, poor choice of words. I meant as in not too ridiculous versions of Deadpool. I know, the 4 are ridiculous, but they're members of the Deadpool Corps, featured on the front covers of the comics
4518613 Better, but if you don't mind me saying so, Monkeypool would be MUCH easier to work with than Headpool.