The new chapter of Swans

Is going to be comedy gold. There is a link to the WIP in the group forums.

I've had a lot of vodak, and I'm sipping on a bit more.

Feels good, mang.

Comments

[The Wind King]

We can tell you've had a lot of vodka.

Never heard of vodak before though

[Raul]

Did you and Scarheart collectively decide to just destroy another inch deeper in y'all's livers tonight?

And i think I'll wait for the release, i do not catch any errors.

[kudzuhaiku]

4497981

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Drink up, Comrade.

[kudzuhaiku]

4497987

The liver is a flippant organ and must be punished!

That'll learn it for quitting! Damn slacker!

[Raul]

4497989 if i may ask, when was the last time you and your liver where ever on speaking terms, or dare i say, negotiating terms?

[kudzuhaiku]

4497991

Hmm, I think we last spoke just before I had a rib go tearing through it. After that, we disagreed.

It's not like I had my rib stab my liver on purpose.

[Raul]

4497994 Wow, you think after you got it fixed up (at least i hope you did) it would be greatful. How rude.

[kudzuhaiku]

4497996

Ugh, I remember that wreck a little too well. I was a motorcycle and some speeding asshole smashed into the back of my bike. He had to be doing about a hundred miles an hour or so. My ass went through his windshield and the roof of the car smashed into my spine and ribs. One of my short ribs snapped off and went right through my fucking liver. Ouch. And my spine got missed up. Thank Goddess I was wearing armor. I peeled the roof of his car back all the way to the back seats.

And then, when he hit the brakes, I flew like a bird.

Good times, good times.

[Raul]

4498003 ... no lawsuit followed that? Like, that is a shit ton of money you could have made if you so much as got the license plate, unless he left you for dead or some shit. In which case fuck that guy.

But really, ouch. That hurt reading about it.

[kudzuhaiku]

4498006

I got like fifteen grand for that accident, plus my hospital bills were paid.

I walked away from it. Sort of. If you can call what I did walking.

[Raul]

4498008 well that's good.