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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 67 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 73 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 114 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 122 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 124 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Apr
9th
2017

Overwatch Shenanigans · 5:32am Apr 9th, 2017

Here's the story.

Playing D.Va on attack on Numbani. Push the payload to the final point. This fella was playing Soldier, and activated his Ultimate as he came out of spawn. I launched my mech at their spawn entrances, and not one second after the Soldier used his Ulti, my mech kills him (it was the only kill).

He then adds me as a friend only to send me these messages before removing me after.

Such a charming fellow :rainbowlaugh:

I took the screenshot as you see and added it as evidence into the report I filed against him.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G... Someone should've told you not to fuck. With. Me.

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Comments ( 8 )

What a shithead he deserves to get banned

While I agree with the report, I'm more distracted by the widow question.

4489499 We were playing Defense the second round and one of the people on my team picked Widowmaker, who then switched to Soldier.

I took two screenshots and cropped them together.

Cunts like that are why Online Mutiplayer gets a bad name...

4489570 Yeah, he was saltier than fish and chips :rainbowlaugh:

4489527 I actually had someone threaten to hunt me down and burn my house while I slept just because I refused to get off of Hanzo on competitive

Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time he died and you lived happily ever after....
the end.

Forget pink himalayan salt, gamer salt is best in life

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