The Document of PGS: Chapter 16 (Jamais Vu) · 7:03pm Apr 1st, 2017
After completing the Dodge arc, I sat down and thought hard about where this story needed to go. I considered the reception that Dodge received, being a hard left turn away from everybody's expectations, and decided that veering off into another completely unforeseen direction would be the best possible thing I could do for Pony Gear Solid.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that Horsepionage really should have been a raunchy, high school sex comedy from the start. I'm proud to announce that I am correcting this, starting now. Stay tuned for the ongoing adventures of Solid Snake at Shadow Moses High, as he interacts with characters both new and old, and tries to balance his studies with his love of tactical espionage... while fending off the unwelcome advances of the entire female population.
Future chapters will include:
17. Twilight's Tactical Teen Pregnancy Dilemma: Thanks to Sunset Shimmer, Midnight Sparkle has been defeated. But the accursed snake child she conceived with Solid Snake still grows within her womb. SciTwi must now decide whether to keep or abort the baby, while fending off Professor Skull Face's constant offers of a back-alley abortion (first one comes with a tune-up!).
Meanwhile, Killjoy takes Snake to see her therapist.
18. Otacon Accidentally Burns Down the Chemistry Lab: While attempting to make home-brew WISKEE in the Shadow Moses chem lab, Otacon accidentally starts a fire that kills twenty-seven people. In a clumsy attempt at stopping the fire, he floods the entire school, only to imperil his own life! Can band geek Raiden intervene in time and ensure that Otacon avoids drowning?
19. The Eye That Floats, Silent and Unblinking, in Sunset Shimmer's Kitchen: A cosmic eyeball appears suddenly in Sunset Shimmer's home, and she and the Twilights must conjure a way to send it back to wherever it came from.
Meanwhile, Trenton tries to take Snake to court over his actions at Crystal Prep. Snake's lawyer, Suri Polomare, gets Snake off the hook with some... familiar... legal maneuvering.
"The coach is the only witness whose testimony matters, and if the coach won't say, you must acquit, okay?"
20. Trying Hard or Hardly Trying: Killjoy attempts to blackmail Shining Armor to get her brother, Tryhard, off the hook for a speeding ticket (and for accidentally killing twelve people while high on angel dust).
21. Deja Vu: The story of Big Boss's first meeting with Principal Celestia, back in the 70s, back when she was interning at his company, Manicurists Sans Frontiers... and the origin of her bottomless grudge against him.
All of which will delight you, I'm sure.
Oh, one last thing! Editor Man and I also collaborated on a chapter of his Dark Souls crossover, To Keep the Fire Burning. And by "collaborated," I mean to say that I wrote the entire chapter while he got drunk and suggested sexual positions that he'd like to try with livestock. Weird, but not too far out of the ordinary for him.
You can find the chapter here. I also suggest you read the rest of the story afterward; it's not as good as my chapter, but it probably won't make your eyes melt out of your face.
Thank you again for your ongoing support! 
april fool's
nice. cannot wait. this story really was getting quite tedious.
I think we can all agree that this is a worthwhile improvement.
I, for one, welcome our new teenage sex comedy overlord