[BLATANT EXCUSE MAKING] Eh-heh! · 4:32pm Mar 27th, 2017
So I'd like to say that I simply came down with a case of writer's block and that I spent most of my weekend doing constructive freewriting to clear the blockage....
I'd like to say that my daughter solved a heretofore unsolvable math proof with nothing but a 3rd-grade education and we spent the weekend fighting with the math academia in a David-vs-Goliath battle with support from one of my long-time best friends who was my best man at my wedding but we'd lost touch over the years and brought my ex-wife in from "hostile former spouse" to "solid team member with a chance for more on the horizon."
I'd like to say my ex-wife arranged for our daughter to stay with the grandparents over the weekend and surprised me by showing up at my front door, pushed me into the apartment, closed the door behind her, and proceeded to tear my clothes off and generate several noise complaints from the neighbors and drive the cats crazy by repeatedly kicking them out of the bedroom for Consenting Adult reasons.
I'd like to say that a bank error from a couple decades ago was uncovered and an Honest Employee With a Servant's Heart finally contacted me after months of searching to deliver to me a check for a couple million dollars from a savings account I set up during a tumultuous time in my life that I later forgot about which, over time, accrued interest meaning I would never have to work a day in my life again.
I'd like to say that a Princess Molestia from an anthro-Amazon Futa Herding variant fan-universe had her Faithful Purple Party Piece Student Twilight Sparkle build a device like Starswirl's Mirror that opened up to my closet and allowed me to go to an Equestria where the Mane 6 and Twilight's Female Dragon Assistant Barb (who's only a couple years younger than a mid-to-late-30's Twilight Sparkle, as opposed to an adolescent male dragon Spike) were desperate for an 8th member of their herd and the mirror turned me into an anthro-amazon-futa pony.
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I'd like to say any one of those things, 'cause even the most mundane sounds way better than, "I got caught up in reading MLP Time Loops and got a bit addicted."
So you got into the MLP time loops, eh? Well I'd say that you are just a bit loopy.
However, Princess Celestia would like me to tell you that there can only be one Princess and you are not it.
Welp, at least you had a good reason to be late (not that I care, reading other's fiction is a privelege, not a right). Time Loops is the bees knees!
I understand. I would leave anything aside for MLP time loops.
Now that you linked Time Loops, I feel like I will have some sleepless nights...