Fluttershorts hits 100k words

When the Shit post goes for too long, but everyone still likes it so why not?

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Comments

[Boulder]

You're sick? Alcohol is the cure all. What time is it at as it's 4:16am here at the moment?

[anonpencil]

Congrats, you shitlord! <3

[Flutterpriest]

4460127
For you, it will be 9:30 am

[2Merr]

Is a massive amount of words your fetish, Anon?

There is a nearly infinite number of words in human language, but no amount can describe what gets my peepee hard.
-Andrew Jackson, 1977

[getmeouttahere]

I can just imagine, as the transcendent human-like entities of the future submerge their consciousness within the HyperNet(tm), that some will come to find amusement in delving into the depths of the Old Data to see what their ancestors were like. One day, an unmarked digital vault is discovered, housing within it a glimpse into the past. Several precious neuro-cycles are expended on breaking the vault's weak ciphers and translating the data encoded in some long-dead language into something that can be parsed by the Collective Waveform.

And then, suddenly, it's there, within all their minds at once thanks to HyperNet's shared link. 100k words of >rape. There is a great upheaval, as some nodes in the collective embrace it while others violently reject it. The Great Riving has begun, an event so catastrophic that its echoes will be written upon the very stars themselves and in the archives of countless other galactic civilizations... a warning to never, ever delve too deep Mankind's past, lest the Truth of the Yellow One be awoken to wreak havoc once again.

So... good job, Priest. Good job.