250 Followers! · 2:01am Feb 27th, 2017
Yup! This writer has hit another FiMFiction milestone! Wooo!
I'd like to thank all two hundred and fifty of you who are amused enough by my inane horse wording ramblings to stick around. Here's hoping for two hundred and fifty more!
Now, to get back to fic writing-
Skitch-Sketch: Oh, suuuure! Go back and keep working with Adagio, the big fandom star! I'll just be over here, waiting for you to get back to my fics!
Now Skitch, When it Rains is almost done.
Skitch-Sketch: And then what? You still have that crossover with Sun! She doesn't even want to be in a My Little Pony fic!
Sun Shang: Seriously! I'm a goddamn vampire and you made me look adorable, you overblown hack!
...Sun, I made you and I can break you.
Sun: Promises, promises.
Promises nothing! You're one of my World of Darkness characters! I literally made you!
Adagio: Ladies, you're both being childish! Clearly GreyGuard knows who the actual draw around here is!
Skitch: Bite me siren bitch! My first fic is literally a hundred times more popular than yours is!
Adagio: Only because you're hanging off that whole "Human in Equestria" genre. Pathetic, really.
Sun: ....Didn't you first appear in a human themed spin off of the main universe?
Adagio: *smiles wide* Fuck you.
Girls...
Trixie: The Great and POWERFUL Trixie feels she can give some much needed perspective here!
Adagio: Oh, sweet lord.
Skitch: Trixie, you and your AU have a whole army of writers working on your material! You wait your damn turn!
Trixie: *eyes narrow* The Great and Powerful Trixie feels that you need to shut the hell up, OC.
Sun: Hey! Don't go knocking OCs!
*Skitch-Sketch tackles Trixie while Sun and Adagio face each other down. Then those two tackle each other and the whole mess degrades into an ongoing brawl that knocks out the camera!*
.......Actors. Whatcha gonna do?
That was entertaining.
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Thanks! I was on a roll.
4437512 You're welcome.
Heheh... at first I thought a celebratory milestone post was a strange place to use that downbeat picture of Skitch, but then I read the interactive dialogue and found it all came together nicely.
Anyway, congratulations on your success and keep up the awesome work!
And this is why I mainly write comedy: I can threaten my actors with anvils without it being a felony.
Anvils make surprisingly good negotiation tools.
Aww.... Cheer up, Skitchy! Just gave you an upvote!