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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
25th
2017

Keep your nose to the grind~ · 5:07am Feb 25th, 2017

Comments ( 13 )

... Doesn't rhyme...

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Haha I got every part of that joke wrong, and yet it messed up form makes me laugh more.

I am at the best level of cozy brain dead.

Third time's the charm?

Well Butterfly in the sky I can fly twice as high.

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That talking Twilight Sparkle is true horror.

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That's PINK PRINCESS CELESTIA.

The horror, the horror.

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She loves to fly to her castle, she loves it when you brush her hair, and she wants to be your special friend. Be afraid. Be very afraid. For the rest of your life, live in mortal terror and know despair.

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Beware the immortal alicorn princess that will 'love' you forever, no matter how much you struggle!

Your no title blog broke my notifications.

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