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Feb
5th
2017

My Birthday Dinner, Apparently, Gave Me Food Poisoning · 8:25am Feb 5th, 2017

Fucking hell, this blows. I haven't been able to get more than forty minutes of sleep in before feeling the need to evacuate the contents of my stomach. It's a shame, too, cause the food was pretty good. It just so happened to be poison

Report chillbook1 · 476 views · #IRL #Me #Birthday
Comments ( 7 )

Oh, that sucks. I hope you wind up getting some sleep tonight.

Please tell me that you didn't eat crab for dinner. If you did, I've been in that exact same situation and it blows.

4410019 He did eat crab. Shellfish suck, eh?

Anyways, rip in pepperonis.

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Aw, that sucks.:fluttercry: I'm so sorry. I do hope yo feel better soon.:pinkiesad2:

Wait... was it the cheesecake and pie I sent?! OMG!!! I SHOULD'VE TRIPLE-CHECKED FOR VIRUSES!!!:raritydespair:

All the cake and none of the calories? Oh boy!

Ouch, not exactly the gift you want to gift. Hope you feel better soon man. Best wishes, the Bricklayer.

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