Fic-A-Minute: Leap of Faith: Twilight Vs. The Great and Powerful · 2:12am Dec 23rd, 2016
Posting this a little earlier than normal. Missed last week's due to weather and bad Internet. Dems da breaks.
This week, I'm still in a shipping mood, so get another dose of lesbian horses!
Take the leap after the break!
Twilight Sparkle
Jee, all my friends are pairing off. I wonder if I'll ever find a special somepony?
Trixie
I hate you, Twilight Sparkle!
Twilight
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not fond of you!
(They have drunken hate sex.)
Twilight
Uh, so what does this make us now?
Trixie
What else? Bang buddies.
Twilight
Great. Just let me deal with this organized, militant street gang and we'll make lesbians together!
Trixie
I've got street cred. I'll help.
(The gang gets defeated in BADASS fashion.)
Trixie's Mom and Dad
Word.
THE END
Wow, been a long time since I read that one. Yeah...it was a pretty messed up story. Amusing, but crazy.
...The fuck.