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Crimmar


If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

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  • 156 weeks
    Lunar Guardsman update.

    New chapter out. The next one is almost ready as well, and another one kinda half-written, and that's the end of the 3rd arc.

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  • 246 weeks
    It's a-me, Crimmar!

    *peeks head out*

    Hey there! Check me out. Not dead!

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  • 327 weeks
    New chapter out? What is this mad madness?

    So, I just published the latest chapter of The Lunar Guardsman. It only took me two months.

    Now, put down the knives and we can talk this out. I do have actual reasons it took me so long! No, just drop them on the ground, don't throw them

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  • 356 weeks
    No sleep for the wicked

    I am not a technical reader.

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  • 368 weeks
    I am now without a job. Possible delays in updates incoming.

    Well, I've actually been without a job for a week now. I just wanted to make this little announcement (little!) because there might be delays to my rate of posting (if you don't read The Lunar Guardsman or The Twilight Years you may disregard this. Apparently I'm super bad at posting anything other than that, like new stories perhaps, though I am trying to fix that.)

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Dec
21st
2016

Writing and threesomes · 11:17pm Dec 21st, 2016

So, still working on things like The Lunar Guardsman and another chapter of The Twilight Years. It will be some time before I have something up though, mostly because me and Mr-Dr-Prof-Sweetness are doing this crap and giggling like 8-years old.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were having a threesome.
Rainbow Dash finished first,
Pinkie Pie had a lot of fun,
And Twilight was still studying for it.

Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack were having a threesome.
Applejack was too rough,
Rarity fainted,
and Fluttershy never came.

The Princesses were having a threesome.
Celestia kept smiling enigmatically through it,
Cadance was secretly Chrysallis,
and Luna was sent to the moon.

Sombra, Tirek and Discord were having a threesome.
Discord said, "What a total sausage party."

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