• Member Since 3rd Jan, 2012
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SilentAuthor


Witnessing the rise and fall of the fandom one clop story at a time.

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  • 76 weeks
    Retirement bandwagon

    Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

    I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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    9 comments · 224 views
  • 103 weeks
    Who the buck reads blogs anyway? Probably baliwogs.

    So been a while.

    yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

    Yep yep.

    So...

    Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

    Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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    2 comments · 183 views
  • 142 weeks
    FIRST EVER VIDEO BLOG ENTRY (With Drinking)

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  • 142 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because

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  • 143 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

    Ugh...

    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

    Thanks.

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Dec
8th
2016

Of Rarity Coats and Dungeons Deep · 6:07pm Dec 8th, 2016

Good news everypony! Chapter 7 of "A Bartender in Equestria" is right on schedule! Mmmm yes.

I won't spoil too much of the following chapter but needless to say we meet a few key members of the quest to hopefully cure Killian! But what will happen when symptoms of his sickness arise? Adventure, drinking, lust, this and so much more as our hero embarks on a quest that will surely be filled with danger!

In completely unrelated news I recently got the rights to a very old game (Can't say what it is until the paperwork is finished being signed) And I'll be writing a brand new piece of fiction based on the game! Our cast will feature a sullen unicorn with a dark secret, a pegasus that can no longer fly, a Gryphon that has lost her honor, and a Diamond dog without a clan! Set in a fantasy world where The rulers of Equestria are King Solaris and Queen Aurora. This will be a much more serious story than my previous works but as per all of my stories there will be raunchy situations and Plot but more focus will be on the story and the characters instead of internal monologue and boners.

If you are currently enjoying bartenders and boners be sure to SMASH that muthabuckin like button!

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