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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 61 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 68 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 109 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 116 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 119 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Oct
29th
2016

I return! · 11:19am Oct 29th, 2016

From the land of no internet, through three and a half weeks without, my internet has finally been connected!

In the three and a half weeks I have been gone, I had my 25th birthday.

...Which was two weeks ago.

And I also cringe when I realise I haven't updated ANCTL in two and a half fucking MONTHS. I hope to rectify that as soon as I can.

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Comments ( 11 )

I'll have 1 cup of Nightmare and an order of Bat fries.:trollestia:

Yes, I've been suffering withdrawal without further chapters of your gender confused man mare.

Now maybe you can finish that Overwatch comp match. :pinkiehappy:

4276883 Been playing Comp all day :moustache:

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I'd play comp more if I wasn't bronze tier garbage. Its very disheartening losing all of your placement matches. :applecry:

4277070 I got gold placement. Won half my placement matches.

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