Fic-A-Minute: Princess Celestia Hates Tea · 11:47am Oct 28th, 2016
I actually kinda like tea. I'm sipping green tea right now as I wright this. It's soothing.
Not so for our eternal bringer of the sun. Discover the blasphemy below.
Princess Celestia
No, you really don't get it. I loath tea. I despise tea. Every time I'm forced to take a single sip, my stomach boils, my intestines recoil, my muscles lock up, my nostrils exude flames, and my mind retracts into a petty little ball of grey matter.
I really, really, really, really, really, really. HATE. TEA.
Twilight, what are you doing with that memory spell...?
THE END
I'll take a nice black tea myself, but definitely a good summary n_n
Wow. That is both awesome and terribly misleading if someone hasn't read it. Hee.