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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Oct
16th
2016

Pop Quiz · 3:19am Oct 16th, 2016

How much Sunset Shimmer?

a) Absolutely nothing.
b) A little bit Sunset Shimmer.
c) Well you know me.
d) 100% on board with this.

Spike is stuck in a wall.

a) Help him.
b) Help me.
c) Help yourself to a Switzerland Surprise.
d) Put a self help book in front of him.

You wake up covered in Scootaloos.

a) Okay.

Discord hands you his apple.

a) Ha!
c) Eat.
d) Drink.
e) Evolve.

You are an.

a) Are you nuts?
b) It's 'a' not 'an' you illiterate dipping dot.
c) No.
d) Oh no.
e) Oh yes.

Comments ( 17 )

I'm a baade

Is this like that one test the Jedi give you to determine which branch of the Jedi Order you'll fall into?

I wanna say no... But I also kinda wanna say yes....
Kevin's gotta go.

But are you an? Or is I all along an. Perhaps but maybe yes.

That moment when you peel a banana only to find a pickle inside.

we're all a little an hero on the inside.

C, A, A, E, and E are the correct answers.

E1] 200% Shimmy

DumbDog
Moderator

A, D, A, A, D

*B B A E E*
No mercy!

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