Pffffffffffhahahahahehehehehe

Oh god. My sides literally hurt.

http://fanficmaker.com/#ffv3_MLPFiM%252CColton+Niscon%257CThe+Violent+Asshole%252Cfemale%252CFriendship%252CTraining%252CPonyville%252CEquestria%252CApplebloom%257Cearth+pony+filly%257Cthe+apple+filly%252CHax%257Cthe+timberwolf%252CPinkie+Pie%257Cthe+pink+pony%257Cthe+eccentric+pony%257Cthe+hyperactive+pony%252CRoger%257Cthe+grey+alien%252Ctrue%252CEbolia%252CColton+Niscon%257Cthe+violent+asshole%257Cthe+very+violent+asshole%257Cthe+annoying+violent+asshole%252Cfalse%252CThe+Gamer+Power%252CModernFantasyEra%252CFSide2%252CHero%252CIntro%252C(nostyle)%252C100%252C7%252C0%252C97%252C1473791145080%252CApparently%252C+Flutters+Is+Shy

This is the link to the fanfic generator site.

I am literally dieing over here. Welp, for anyone that wanted a Gamer update... here ya go, albeit an unabashed omake that I had almost no participation in making...

Comments

[FrostTheWolf]

xD. This is hilarious!

[Flutters Is Shy]

4208150
"Quick! Start the jumpjet! We are under attack!"

[Flutters Is Shy]

"Good job!" Colton Niscon said, as she pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend Hax told me that Colton Niscon was behind this!".

I think the generator is a bit special~

[Cauchemar]

Both links take me to the same place. A picture of a piece of parchment that says "the fanfic generator"

no story.

[FrostTheWolf]

4208152 Oh boy

[thefroggyninja]

The fuck is this? I am enraged by this heresy.

[Flutters Is Shy]

4208289
You're just mad at Coltons son/daughter Ebola.

[thefroggyninja]

4208305
More like I've been spending literally all my free time reading fanfiction long enough that I regard it as actual literature and this feels like to a fanfic I enjoy and respect what My Immortals is to Harry Potter. I get that it's in jest but it rankles me.

[KiaraGate]

Now the real question is, how canon is this?

[Flutters Is Shy]

4208334
Excessively not. And completely so. And maybe, maybe not. Might just upload it, publish it as an actual chapter. It seems like an interesting direction to take the story, don't you think? It would also solve some problems I've been seeing with Colton.

After all, if he's the hero and the villain of the story, I won't have to work as hard!

[KiaraGate]

4208351 as long as you fix up some of the grammer.

[Flutters Is Shy]

4208373
What, ever does the Gate of kiara meen? My grahms are in perfect error. ( I say error because that was in a previous chapter that wasin deleted scene that wanted to putin but didnt. Is in joke.)

[Silver Legacy]

Colton and pinkie? Hmmmm... nah I ship Colton and Celly #CC-Shipping

[Flutters Is Shy]

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Why would Pinkie ever end up with Colton? Nah, nah, ColtonXCell Phone FTW.

[Everglue Horace]

Colton Niscon was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off. She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was handsome in a rugged kinda way.

has watching Ted 2 taught you nothing? There are no girls with dicks, only guys with tits.

ha ha ha ha ha ... and his father is a dragon?

I also disagree that no one reads travel fiction anymore. Sometimes a Journey is half the fun of a road trip movie.

[wlam]

Colton Niscon has some degree of gender confusion, but she can deal with it, because he's hardcore like that.

[Flutters Is Shy]

4209294
He/she is also the hero AND the villain, so they have a bit to work through.

[VikingOtaku6]

4208154
This feels like a mad feverdream he has during his drunken spree; I love it!