Proof that there is no such thing as God - MOTION CONTROLS EXIST

And anyone who says motion controls aren't that bad is a freaking sadist.

Comments

[Normal]

Hey sadists, I know where you can find a masochist ready for good time

[Cracked Egg]

...motion controls aren't that bad.

[UniqueSKD]

4173503 You are a sick son of a father.

4173492 Nobody wants to go to your sex dungeon, Normal. But tell your family i said hello and thanks for the cookies from last time, okay?

[Cracked Egg]

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i just wanted to b that guy

[UniqueSKD]

4173579 I think you should go away for a little bit, come back tomorrow after you think about what you said...

[gamexpert1990]

Actually, if anything, motion controls prove that there is a god.

After all, there needs to be something to balance out the hellishness of motion controls.

In all honesty, though, I personally haven't experienced enough problems with motion controls to hate them.

[UniqueSKD]

4173492 Did I upset you? I meant my comment as a joke. If I have upset you, Normal, I am so sorry. Please don't hate or leave me. You're the only person here whose name is ironic and makes me chuckle.

[UniqueSKD]

4173590 Never played Sonic and the Secret Rings, huh?

Also, THAT AVATAR LOOKS COOL!

[Normal]

4173596
No, I was just in the kitchen making sandwiches and a martini.

[gamexpert1990]

4173602
No, I have not played that one. Actually, I think the most recent Sonic game I've even had a chance to play is Sonic Unleashed... Yes, I know Secret Rings came out before that, but I've missed out on a lot.

Thanks for the avatar compliment, I certainly think it looks cool as well.

[UniqueSKD]

4173628 So Normal will stay with me I mean us?

[Normal]

4173673
Of course. I was just hungry. I've done nothing but read today.

[UniqueSKD]

4173638 I'm...skeptical.

[Cracked Egg]

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ok i'll comeback tomorrow

[UniqueSKD]

4173728 NO! STAY WITH ME! CAUSE' YOU'RE, ALL I NEED!

Sorry. I actually listened to that song properly today and it's in my brain now.

[A Dark Reminder]

What Yahtzee said about motion controls.

[UniqueSKD]

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Can we all agree though that seriously fuck off Slippy? I save that prick's ass and he STILL gets downed in the old Star Fox games. Kill him for good. Go away you slimy little bastard child!

[gamexpert1990]

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No, we cannot all agree to that. I actually kinda like the guy, even with as annoying as he is. After all, he is a good mechanic, and keeps the Arwings in top shape for the competent members.

Also I haven't played the older Star Fox games, or the most recent, I've only ever played Star Fox: Assault and Star Fox: Command.

[UniqueSKD]

4174034 MY SLIPPY KEPT GETTING SHOT DOWN! FOR GOD'S SAKE SLIPPY, BARREL ROLL, YOU FUCK!