Cosmic Loss Of Purity - Perhaps a Bad Idea? · 6:07pm Aug 14th, 2016
I was going to create this story when the FIMFiction system hiccuped, twice, and wouldn't let me create it. I'm sort of nervous about it because I think maybe it's more cruel than funny, and possibly inappropriate to stick in to the more serious part of my mythos. Here's the blurb:
~ 1 Billion Years After the Big Bang, ~8 Billion Years Before the Coalescence of the Solar System, and ~ 12.5 Billion Years before Friendship Is Magic:
Fusion has a wonderful new idea for superheavy elemental synthesis in the cores of galaxies and needs her sister Gravity and her friend Dissonance to try it out. Things go a little differently than any of them intended ... or knew was possible.
With apologies to Alex Warlorn.
Trigger Warnings: Contains (very much) first times (ever in the history of this Multiverse), incest (but to be fair all possible Cosmic pairings are, more or less, at this early point in Multiversal history), threesome (at least, and debatably-sexual acts starkly beyond the full comprehension of any linear-time-bound, single-bodied tri-dimensional being such as a Human or Pony. Those seeking a Safe Space-Time in which to take refuge from this might consider relocating to a Multiverse with significantly different physical laws which would render these perversities mathematically-impossible.
SWSV Continuity Note: Celestia staunchly denies anything like this ever happened to her Cosmic Self. Discord giggles and snickers disquietingly if asked. Luna just groans and shuts herself up in her room for days at a time when it's mentioned -- so it's best not to mention it to her. Twilight Sparkle knows better than to do so.
It might also be foalcon -- they're only about a billion or so years old at the time. Which makes it worse.
EH, I can't even say this is an issue of incest if none of the precipitants even have DNA or forms beyond particulate matter. I mean at that point in the cycle they wouldn't even have any form that would be recognizable by any living organic or inorganic creature.
Anyway, how could the sisters even remember such an event in their incarnate forms?
I find this deeply intriguing for a number of reasons. I say go for it.
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In vague and horrible nightmares. Remember, they don't really understand the details of a lot of what they did as Cosmics, and they mis-remember a lot of it by tending to imagine themselves as equines doing equine things, instead of vast patterns of locally-warped physical constants embedded in the fabric of the Universe, which is a Cosmic's true form.
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Admittedly, I think the blurb itself is funny. I especially liked the concept of finding a "Safe Space-Time." I deliberately wrote this as a parody both of clopfics (note the title) and the blurb as a parody of a Trigger Warning.
I know this sort of thing was insanely common in greek and roman mythology, but I think the reason concepts of different pantheons were supposed to mix was to create NEW IDEAS rather than rehashes of the same ideas.
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Well, actually, if I went with this, it would be one of the reasons for the strange linkage of destinies between Celestia, Luna and Discord that is a major story theme of the SWSV. I just think that maybe it's more cruel than funny, and would come off badly if I actually wrote it -- as comedy, anyway.
I thought the blurb was funny, though.
I say write it and publish it and let the chips fall where they may.
Well I'd read it if that's the question.