• Member Since 6th May, 2016
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Spherical Narcissist

I regret nothing.

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  • 239 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 249 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 253 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 253 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 254 weeks

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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My mom made me go out and buy a bra · 11:27pm Aug 12th, 2016

I liked the alone time. I needed a strapless bra for my senior portrait, so she made me go to Victoria's Secret. I got the plainest bra and it was still fucking expensive. What the FUCK? It's pretty though. It's white and silky, and it fits beautifully! I regret making my appointment so early. Hopefully, I won't get bags or anything in my photo.

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Bras are too fucking expensive, I agree.

Yep they are expensive, happy I don't have a girlfriend anymore.

4146659 Damnn you bought your girlfriend bras? Pizza never did that lol

4146663 Nothing is more awkward than being guy buying bra's for someone.

4146669 It's even more awkward to buy sexy panties, no matter what your gender in XD

Is it sad that I thought you were a guy?

Damn! Hoo nelly! I sure hope my aunt doesn't pressure me into going bra shopping with her tomorrow. That would be MASS embarrassing!:twilightblush: At least for my ID photo I won't go overboard like last year....I'd rather forget that HORRIBLE picture...but I already got: my senior picture outfit, my homecoming dress and my prom dress months in advance!:pinkiehappy:

4146698 That's a great Idea! Every time I go to goodwill, I see if there are any dresses I like. I got my homecoming dress at goodwill.

4146700 I got my homecoming dress from the Salvation Army like last month. My prom dress I actually got for free back in April. (at the cost of standing in a long ass line for like 2 and 1/2 hours.:facehoof:)

4146749 Damnnnnnn women these days are pretty hot you clearly have never met me.

4146772 Lol not even I can bend like that.

4146689 lol doesn't help I was at summer camp all summer

4146815 It's cool. If you look closely at my profile pic, you can see me wearing my favorite necklace. That is the feminine touch to compliment all the gay shit

4146830 Lol Mine is just my OC that I finally got to drawing over the summer

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