As a show of appreciation for all you fine readers, I thought I'd grant a little teaser of events to come. Specifically, the new mares who will be applying to join the harem. More specifically, their boobs, because raisins.

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Do you know how hard it is to find a picture of an earth pony stallion galloping? Nearly impossible.

Of course, I say that, and y'all will link me to hundreds.

Source (Derpibooru)

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this show is hilarious.

I've been wondering if any fics here are like Will and Grace. lol

I liked the alone time. I needed a strapless bra for my senior portrait, so she made me go to Victoria's Secret. I got the plainest bra and it was still fucking expensive. What the FUCK? It's pretty though. It's white and silky, and it fits beautifully! I regret making my appointment so early. Hopefully, I won't get bags or anything in my photo.

They said they'd get back to me today, but they didn't! It's driving me batty!

Huh... I wonder if bats make good pets? Used to get a lot of the little buggers back at my folk's place. We'd throw up our shoes and watch them swoop at them. I once almost took a bat to the face myself.

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DATELINE: the American Midwest. An innocent man struggles to find parking in Local Biggish City, child in tow, wife waiting at home--and all feeling desperate. Back home, the fridge is empty, save for leftovers of dubious vintage; and the pantry is that curious mix of stuffed-to-the-gills yet containing absolutely nothing. To make matters worse, he is ill, and has taken to wearing one of those uncomfortable blue mask thingies for the good of his fellow man.

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