The Lazy Hammock · 12:44am Aug 8th, 2016
So, true story:
One day, I walked over to my friend Sunny's house. As usual, I walked into her backyard. Instead of knocking on the back door like I usually do, however, I just stayed outside because I spotted her and her sister lying in their hammock, just rocking back and forth.
"Hi," I said. Sunny probably returned the greeting. Can't remember. It was months ago, and my memory is rather terrible.
I think I then suggested we do something.
"No, I can't," was the reply.
"Uh, why?" I asked.
"Because the hammock is making me lazy." Um, okay. Right. Seems legit.
There's no room for me on the hammock, so I just stand right next to it and talk to her. As we're talking, I notice this cute little ladybug crawling around on her arm. It was super energetic, just happily crawling in circles.
And then... it crawled onto the hammock.
And it stopped.
And the once energetic ladybug had become too lazy to move.
And no, this is definitely not me procrastinating on actual stories, omg. Whoever told you that is obviously lying!
Does anyone else play Town of Salem, by the way?
I do.
What is that game about?
4137709 Well duh.
4137710 Have you ever played the game of mafia in real life?
4137714 uh...no...
4137716 Really?
Well, the basic concept is that you're in Salem--a town of 15 people. Some people are good, and some people are killers. The killers are trying to kill off the townspeople and the townspeople have to figure out who the killers are and lynch them before it's too late. It's really fun.
That story though.
11/10
Surprised no one else has commented on that.
I wish I could give my bosses that hammock, for reasons...
4137742 Ikr?
4137720
Oooo find the guilt! Sounds fun! What happens if you kill an innocent.
4137848
Well, you might lose a valuable town member with useful skills.
See, there's different roles in Town of Salem, with different abilities. It's kinda complicated to explain though. It's a game that really makes you think. We should play sometime; I can teach you a few things.
The Hammock has mystical powers
4137855
That sounds nice
4138656 Alright, just let me know if you ever wanna play with me, alright?
4138661
Thanks
do I need to go a site to playboy or buy something online?
4138831 It's free to play online but it's also available to purchase on Steam. Dunno why you'd do the latter though if you've never played before.
You'll have to make an account to play, but it's totally free.
4138857
Sounds great. Once I get a computer handy I'll loom into it.
4138924
Spuds good
4138986
Was that a phone typo?
4139084 Yep. Autocorrect is not my friend.
4139130
I hate my phone so much
Hey, I've been gone for a while, and just noticed you were back! So hi! And I play TOS too.
4239723 Oh hey, nice to see you again.
4239725 H'lo. This is a nice story.
4239729
Thanks.
4239731 How's it going?
4240041
It's alright. Ups and downs.