Fic-A-Minute: Hard Reset · 12:06pm Jul 8th, 2016
Bronycon this weekend and I'm hoping everyone that are there have a fun and safe weekend. Mix, mingle, and mosey!
For everyone else not at the con, reset your expectations the hard way.
Twilight Sparkle
Hello, folks. I'm here today to talk to you about post-traumatic stress disorder or PTSD. It's a very serious condition that you should speak about with your friends, relatives, and health experts.
I experienced the symptoms of PTSD after hearing the phrase, "Well, that didn't work," and now I literally am walking on egg shells. Pro tip, keep eggs out of your refrigerator for a few weeks.
I managed to get better after an intervention from my friends, who forced me to tell them what was troubling me. Stuff like being eaten alive, incinerated, stabbed, shot, disemboweled, hung, drawn and quartered. I died, but came back to relive it all over and over again.
True, kicking changeling butt was fun the first few times, but after reaching a streak of eighty three kills in one jump, the appeal kinda wore off.
So, please don't keep it bottled up. Especially if you're a neurotic and overpowered unicorn like myself. It won't end well for you or anypony else.
One last thing before I go. The Elements of Harmony are horse manure.
THE END
True, harsh, but true.
So, did you mean neurotic, or is Twilight undead and I didn't notice it?
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Fixed.
Given how many times she dies, that term may be just as correct.