Independence Day · 11:32pm Jul 4th, 2016
Well then folks it seems today is the good old 4th of July here in the United States so that means BBQs, parties and Fireworks as well as all sorts of Patriotic music on the radio and flags flying high as we celebrate the day this nation became its own county.
Had I thought about it and could come up with an idea I'd have made a story for today. As it is I have no idea what I'd make so you all get a blog post instead.
Don't think you can leave me out of this Scorch. Just because I may not be from your country doesn't mean I can't respect the holidays of it.
Of course not. I'd never think that Commander.
Yes Twilight has told me much of you humans. Both the ones she met years ago and of you Author. Not so sure how I feel about some creature I've never seen or heard of writing about my life though. Especially the more intimate moments
Hey relax I skip over the REALLY intimate moments so you still have that.
I still wonder why you do but eh to each their own.
I'd like to thank you for respecting our more private moments Author.
least he doesn't have to hear you two. Remember I'm in the room next door. Let me tell you folks these two are loud when they f--
ANYWAYS as you can see Dawn tagged along.
I'm here too as I want to meet Mom's strange friend.
Ah hello Violet how are you? Staying out of trouble I hope?
of course. Just helping Dawn with her expirments and doing my own.
your last expirment blew a hole in the wall, I don't think that is staying out of trouble Violet.
Just a minor set back is all.
Yeah not like anyone was really hurt or anything Sire
Three servants had to go to the infirmary ith concisions and one with temporary deafness
She did say seriously hurt. Those injuries are minor.
Pray tell are we late for the party?
Nope you are just in time Aunt Luna
Ha! I told thee dear sister we would make it!
only because we took a transport and not the Royal Carriage Lulu
Still we are on time and that tis what matters.
You aren't having a party without me are you?
Hi Uncle Discord!
hey how's my favorite little ball of pony and changeling chaos doing?? You and Danw still causing trouble for these two?
Do you really have to ask?
Ha! Not really no. But look who I found lurking on the grounds of Camp Mendez!
hello Lieutenant, I see Disorcd dragged you here as well.
.....*nods*....
Don't forget us!!!
Yeah mom made them push the train past the safety limits to get here on time.
you can't expect me to miss spending time with my second favorite filly in all of Equus can you?
you are just here to spy on me and Queeny arent you?
No of course not!
its all she's been talking about since yesterday morning.
I should point out both The Commander and the Major are facehoofing as we speak while Cadence is giving Flurry Heart a look that just screams "TRAITOR"
anyways now that everyone is here I think its time to get this party started!!
So from all of us here in this strange little universe of mine and the normal universe
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE!!!!
No fireworks here I'm afraid. Rained all night.
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wow. That's depressing
4068169 nah I find it relaxing. It's been scorching hot here!!
4068174 let's hope it doesn't become blazing jot again tjrn and jack the humidity up
4068195 I hear ya.
I think there is a little bit of Luna in Dawn, not just Twilight and Dash.
Oh and Chryssy. I hid a camera in that room.
You too.
As for you Commander, happy 4th of July.
Yes! Someone I can spar with to the death and nobody actually dies! That would piss the author off
DEADPOOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMMENT RIGHT NOW YOU DOCHEBAG SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS FOR BLACKJACK
Make me.
*Starts to activate the bomb on his junk*
OK OK
....and here I was thinking Pinkie Pie talking to me in a memory orb was weird......so Commander wanna have a drinking contest? Not everyday you drink with another cybernetic Unicorn that reall
You just wanna let laid by a princess and a sharp-shifter don't you?
*Blushes furiously*
So THERE is the mare making all the strange request for me and my sister.
So wanna take me up on my offer from a few blog posts back? There were never really enough ponies to have an all-out orgy.
Well considering she lead a war meeting wearing bondage gear and covered in semen (after like, a whole fucking afternoon), I'm not surprised. But I wanna see the Commander and Blackjack arm wrestle!
4068217 Watney you sneaky, clever, son of a bitch!
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4068237 I have the feeling that reference/joke went WAAAAY over your head.
4068284 maybe.
4068307 Did you read or watch the Martain? If no, then you wouldn't get that joke.
4068231whose to say how open CTS is about sex. She might just censor a bit do to Violet.
I mean she just oit of tjr blue asked chrysalis who'd she went to have sex with out of the Royal Sisters just to make conversation..
Who knows ehst else she tells about.
There are only three taboos with CTS. Her brother, The EDF and biology labs.
Other tjrn THST everything is fair game.
And Blackjack washed herself off and removed the gear before having the war meeting. She just didn't care people saw it before hand.
4068346 .....fair points. But if you give ZERO fucks about people seeing you covered insemen and wearing bondage gear after a whole afternoon of fucking, then I think you win that title.
4068342 nope I haven't
4068375 you haven't seen how laid back CTS if or what she does when board. Who know what she did while on maternity leave to entertain heels.
She most likely was banned from every business in ponyville before she was reinstated by the army in a reduced job capacity.
Never underestimate what an insane person will do when board and has seen so much shit in life to basicly not care about most things such as public opinion.
I mean she litterly had a noble shot, repeatedly, with training rounds because of some things he said. And she probabaky campsnout of her balcony with a sniper rifle loaded with paint ball to shot random people.
She litterly give zero fucks at times and does what ever she wants to amuse herself.
4068393 I can SO see her with that sniper rifle.
4068405 becoming a princess has given her so Mich more she can get away with doing.
4068393 .....not that I'm going to argue with THAT argument, but is she lai-
......can't u just let a fucking joke slide?
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