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Jun
24th
2016

Method Acting. · 7:15am Jun 24th, 2016

How the heck do I write a drunk Celestia and Scootaloo?
...
Welp, the house is full of alcohol.
I wonder what a fic I wrote while drunk would look like...

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Comments ( 5 )

Now I just need a small child to get drunk with.

How the heck do I write a drunk Celestia and Scootaloo?

Get creative. Have them drink a few beers, or glasses of apple cider. I'm not sure, though, the possibilities are endless XD

~Lunatone

4045606
Thats how to make Scootaloo
And Velestia write drunk, not Pickleless.

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I know that was a typo, but I kinda like the name Velestia.

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