Today is the last day to join, so if you want in on it, be sure to read over the rules and PM Shakespearicles!apologeezy (Overwatch blabbering) · 6:39am Jun 12th, 2016
I'm goofy guys, just go with the title. (SFW this time. Chatty tonight.)
Anyways, sorry for the close blog posts, but I decided I wanted to talk about Overwatch, and that certainly doesn't need to be hidden under a NSFW page break. I even think sometimes that I shouldn't bother with the NSFW tags? I mean, I feel almost like I'll be letting people down, because I never really feel like I'm saying anything truly crazy. (Geez, listen to me. As if everyone were expecting noodz) Maybe I say like one NSFW thing at the end. Kind of.
I must be getting old. Transformation into Mother-entity complete.
RE: Overwatch--
Getting better at Pharah. Much, much better. I might have to toy around with button configs because I love hovering, but I HATE FIRING WHILST HOVERING, because I have to use my left hand to aim when firing while my right thumb holds down the button to keep her airborne. Also, do Tracer and Pharah dislike each other? Is there some backstory I'm missing somewhere? I barely understand what brings all of these random super-powered beings under the same banner to begin with. Apparently they're defending the world from... something. (I know, I know. There's a wiki. But shouldn't the game like... Just tell me? And don't bring up the intro with Winston, because that intro tells me nothing.)
Torbjörn is fun. I like playing offensively with him by flanking and putting my turret in troll-y places that catch people off guard. It's good for a kill or two before it goes down. The trick is to sneak, sneak, sneak, put it down somewhere snipers and long-range folks can't easily wreck it, then run the fuck away. (Preferably somewhere you can put your back to and firing long range with your gun from a different vantage point. Two damage sources, whee!) If you time it right, you can follow it up with his super ability and finish off the people who just lost health wrecking your turret. It's best if your team is attacking and doing relatively well though. Otherwise... you'll just die a lot. It's hard to troll without backup.
Fuck Tracer. Fuck her tender body figuratively and literally if you must, but fuck her. I really, REALLY enjoy freezing her still with Mei.
And screw Bastion too. Stupid rust bucket.
D: but Tracer is the cutest of all gun toting waifus
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*sigh* My hatred for characters in team games like this is constantly changing. Since I've been mostly playing Pharah and Torbjörn, Tracer's speed and rewind ability just fucks me over aplenty. P & T's slow firing rates make it hard to catch the little Brit Bitch. (Though, with Tor, it's mostly when I don't have my sentry up. Once I have that beauty set and stay close to it, Tracer doesn't irk me so.)
EDIT: Also, Tracer gives me bad flashbacks of trying to play Scout from TF2