Megan, memetic badass? · 8:43pm Aug 30th, 2012
Thanks to Nikas and Sun Tzu for these...
Celestia and Luna don't raise the Sun and Moon. They coax them out of hiding from Megan.
Pegasi move clouds around because the clouds are afraid to move for fear of accidentally raining on Megan.
Megan keeps a garden on Equestria. It is called the Everfree Forest.
The secret of the "want it need it" spell is that it makes its target look like Megan's hair.
Celestia and Luna didn't actually use the Elements of Harmony on Discord. They just said "hey, is that Megan behind you?". Poor bastard froze in fear. It took him over a millennium to regain consciousness.
On Nightmare Night, changelings and other villains try to scare each other by dressing up as Megan. All of them.
Equestria has a national holiday on the anniversary of each time Megan saved the world. But since that covers every single day of the year, they kinda blend together.
When she needed to fund the Equestrian Alliance in its early days, Megan took a bunch of ordinary rocks and began talking to them sternly, putting so much pressure on them they turned into gems. The Pie family has been attempting to repeat that feat for untold generations.
Is Megan the Chuck Norris of Equestria? Or is Chuck the Megan of Earth?
Feel free to add your own, as many as you can think of. :D
*snicker* Oh that is hilarious
*laughing too hard to properly reply*
.....this makes too much sense.....
*Equestria has a national holiday on the anniversary of each time Megan saved the world. But since that covers every single day of the year, they kinda blend together.*
It isn’t memetic if it is based on fact.
Seriously just how many times did she and the rest of the mane cast have to save Dream Valley form destruction?
Someone is going to hate me for this but... Who?
do there have to be base on ponys cus i got one for warhammer
Megan's middle name is a carefully-kept secret, not to protect her identity but because her full name is a killing word.
Celestia and Luna are not really immortal. Megan made them promise to watch Equestria FOREVER and now they do not dare to die.
Cerberus does not guard Equestria from the monsters in Tartarus. He guards the monsters in Tartarus from Megan.
Megan only rides on a pony's back because hovering in her own greatness is so embarrassing for all those ground-pounders.
This is awesome.
Megan is 20,000,000,000 percent cooler than everypony in less than a tenth of a second flat.
Chuck's got nothing on Megan. Hell, Chuck doesn't have anything on Baby Bouncy.
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Where?
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Dream Valley is the primary location in G1 My Little Pony.
I think it was best described in a Where I Watch article:
“Harmless lovey-dovey cartoon my ass. Dream Valley is constantly out to kill you. It's like Australia, Sunnydale and Ravenloft met at an orgy, and spawned this abberation, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized Care-A-Lot and Disneyland had also participated.”
This is hilarious!
If the ponies are the classes in Team Fortress 2, Megan would totally pwn Saxton Hale.
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Megan, she was the human star of the MLP G1 cartoon. She wielded the Rainbow of Light, which was kind of like a proto-Elements of Harmony. She's also one of the stars of the person who wrote this blog's fanfiction, "Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds," a G1/G4 crossover.
Hah! Awesome.
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Okay.
I pretty sure that isn't the same place as this though.
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In RK's fic, it is the origin of Pony civilization, preceeding the events shown in "Hearth's Warming Eve".
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Okay, now you see, I'm new to this person. So I haven't read all of his stories.
Lol!!
The reason Canterlot stays sitiuated on that mountain isn't by magic or architectual masterwork but because the mountain fears what Megan will do it if it let's it fall.
Megan can divide by zero. In fact, that's how she summons the Rainbow of Light.
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Megan Williams is a human female preteen from the G1 era. She, for the most part, saved the ponies of Dream Valley from either being destroyed or enslaved.
The reason no one talks about Celestia and Luna's mother is cause Megan made the 2 sisters out of her own hair. And every pony knows that if the made a your mom joke at the sisters Megan would hear them.