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Pen Mightier


I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

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Mar
26th
2016

What the hell is Pen Mightier doing right now?! · 11:30am Mar 26th, 2016

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Sounds like fun.

I choose to interpret this as Pen Mightier having too many waifus to "carry" right now.

*Snickers* Oh lawd, give me strength! Whenever you need help editing, you know who to call!
... no, not Ghostbusters.... that line got disconnected.

The twilight gattling gun MKI aka "twilight gattler"

Short history:
After the canterlot invasion, records and eyewitness testimony noted the highly effective use of a weaponised unicorn against the changeling hoard. By utilising the hoof cranked tail in rapid succession the unicorn (in this case the once protege of princess celestia, twilight sparkle) was capable of producing a hail fire of telekinetic blasts, effectively incapacitating those caught in the barrage with little to no consequence from the unicorn ( besides a very sore dock).

Due to this breakthrough, the equestrian forces deemed it necessary to commit a substantial amount of funds to the research and development of a similar, if not improved version, of the twilight gattling gun.

Twilight gattler MKII was the result...
(Note: miss Twilight Sparkle has shown immense disapproval for the project's name.)

Earth pony drawn wagon crew: this removes the grounded stance required to fire the unicorn and allows for swift repositioning within the battle field. They also provide the unicorn with refreshments of milkshakes and hayburgers.

Pegasus scout: acting as both reconnaissance and relay between her unit & field commander, these mares are essential for operations behinds enemy lines. ( note: recommendation by luitenant Arson.)

Lastly, the unicorn specialist: due to the combination of unwavering concentration and a greater than average mana pool, and miss twilight sparkles stern refusal to replicate the first event, the search for the applicable subject has yielded little fruit, until now. A miss Starlight Glimmer, now reformed and offering her services in the name of defending harmony, has volunteered to take the yolk of responsibility. Suffice to say, she has passed all expectations.( Due to this success, the head of R&D have decided it necessary to rename the project: starlight blitzer.)

Summary:
This is the but the first step in combating any future changeling incursions, never again shall we be caught unprepared, though our forces may be laughed at by the other sapient races of the world, we shall forever stand, fight and live in the name of love and harmony.

This what I got from the picture.:twilightblush:

This so reminds me of Lawrence of Arabia armouring up Rolls Royce Silver Ghosts to use as fast response armoured hit and run in the desert.

You might laugh, but that means its even more effective when your base is burning. :moustache:

WHAT IS THIS!?

IT IS SO EPIC!

big mac is taking his herd out for a ride

It's missing a certain other Apple pony there. *Wink wink nudge nudge*

I need more XD

Were is the stowy gone....I'm gonna cry XD

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