Marriage · 6:04am Mar 23rd, 2016
Hi! As you can see, I've changed my name and have added a bio.
This is to commemorate the event of my engagement.
...
Oh. Right.
IM GETTING MARRIED!!
My girlfriend of four years proposed two days ago, and I've been processing it ever since. If you had asked my a year ago when I was getting married,the answer would have been a big fat no! But I've changed since then, and my Lady has been the most kind, supportive, loving woman on the face of the Earth. And there is no one I would rather spend my life with. We already live together, so that won't be a change. But it will be a long engagement, a year at least, so don't expect a happy announcement any time soon.
God, I love life right now.
PS, if you are underaged, please do not read the next sentence.
Now that we've gotten used to the idea of Marriage, we are prepared to have extraordinarily kinky sex at least five times a day for the next week, in order to prepare for the month long Honeymoon. Our activities shall include, but are not limited too, Riding Crops, dildos, ropes, chains, whips, masks, Teddy bears, whipped cream, liquid chocolate, Jim Hension's The Labyrinth, a lamp, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a butt plug, The Xenomorphs from Alien, even more dildos, and boobs.
If you read and understood the previous sentence, then you are a terrible person.
Alright a few things I get the name change and understand the bio, rather witty and ingenious. Now for the next bit.
HOLY FUCKING SHITTING TITTY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, you're getting married? Congratulations! I wish happiness for the two of you in the years to come.
And ya I got what you were saying in the last sentence, but that doesn't make me a terrible person. It makes me an educated one.
Here's a quick tip: Try the kamasutra, plenty of great ideas to try.
Congrats and much love to you both
Also read the bottom part, not a terrible person but that sounds like fun... best wishes
Again much love to you both
3822080 one does not simply understand Jim Hension's Labyrinth.
3822108 True, but you have to love David Bowie's acting in that movie. So well done.
3822111 that was the only thing I loved about that movie. I did not enjoy that movie. You may be wondering why I included it on this list.
The answer is complicated, confused, dark, and gross.
Many, many congrats
You two have the greatest life you can have for as long as you can
And may the best of your past be the worst of your future
3822115 It's understandable, the story line and the plot itself didn't make much sense. David Bowie was the only saving grace in that film, The Dark Crystal had a better story line to it. But for the best imagery you can get go for the classic The Hobbit 1977 animated film, some of the best art work and animated visuals you will ever see.
Congrats!
That's great man. Congrats!
3823605 thanks!
But...
Man?
3823626
Oh... Sorry about that. I... Probably didn't read that carefully. When I read like part of it, I thought to myself 'Oh wow.'
My bad. Don't get mad.
3823756 no problem. You aren't totally wrong though. Technically speaking, I was born male. Not that you be able to tell now. What with my boobs and all.
3823759
Heh, yeah. I got a friend who's born that way too. But, I get what you mean.
Why do I have to be terrible?!
3848246 Did you understand the part about the lamp?
3848559 No.
3848582 then you have nothing to worry about.
Congrats!