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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Mar
17th
2016

Moving along. · 12:17am Mar 17th, 2016

Next chapter is done, probably will be posted anytime between the next 6 to 48 hours.

Report Pickleless · 325 views · Story: Changeling Doll ·
Comments ( 12 )

Some actual Twilight action? Or is it going to be like the previous one?

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It ends with Stupid walking home.
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When I first made the Changeling Doll, it was an idea I spent 10 minutes writing down and posted for fun. It got over 1500 upvotes in a day and I was scared, I didn't feel like a guy who made 1500 upvotes stories. So whenever I updated the story, it was with an unease of not living up to high expectations people put on it.

You were someone who was so upset you had nothing but pure contempt to say. I'm sorry I made you feel that bad.

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That's okay, I sorta lied. But only sort of.

3812538 Gah! Stop spoiling! :twilightangry2: Just messing with you. :trollestia:

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I'M NOT SAD, I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME MOVING MY FACE.

:ajbemused:

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Oh.
My apologies.

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HAA, I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY WITH GUSTO,

AND I SHALL RETURN WITH ONE OF MY OWN

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LACK OF DESCRETION, BEING BLUNT IS EASIER THEN BEING SUBTLE.

:coolphoto:

3813867 :trollestia: the only truth that exists is that nothing is truly true, it's just a collection of agreements on what should be.

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