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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Mar
3rd
2016

Poker Face · 9:27pm Mar 3rd, 2016

"Your gaze may look resigned,
Deep inside your heartbeat races time,
Time to give them a show..."

"Outside she looks so tough,
But still I know I can always call her bluff,
She can't really know..."

You all know who I was thinking of when I heard that.

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Comments ( 1 )

P-P-P-POKE HER FACE
P-P-POKE HER FACE

BOOP.
:facehoof:

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