Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook
I've just been listening to 101Fact's video about 101 facts about the Deep Web, and as he started talking about the Red Room and how it is used to torture people...
...my own personal torturer, Nevercake, shows up to interrupt the video with one of his bloody accursed League of Legend adverts.
I am sorely convinced this man needs to die in the most brutal and most painful way possible.
Can you all please post images of either werewolves and/or people diving out of or through windows? I have work in the morning and I'd appreciate if someone could track down some images for me. Anime ones would be nice if possible, or any artwork you can find.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That's pretty special. Where'd you get it?" "Africa!" says the parrot.
If you don't mind blonde jokes, here's one I heard a while back:
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side!"
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow!" says the bartender. "That's pretty special. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa!" says the parrot.
What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
If you don't mind blonde jokes, here's one I heard a while back:
3680325 Sonic 06', Sonic Boom.
Best Sonic joke ever. Anyone who says otherwise is silly and their argument is invalid.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Juan
3680331 I think you stole that joke. There's just something fishy about it...
Meh. It made me chuckle. So it don't matter. XD :)
3680348 It's a good thing I'm strawberry-blonde myself, or I'd take complete offense to that.
Hang on a second, there's a guy who looks like me at the window and he's copying my movements.
Oh wait that's a mirror...
Anyway good joke. Made me giggle.
What's the difference between Jam and Peanut Butter?
I can't Peanut Butter my cock down your throat.
3680376 Even if I swung that way, I doubt it'd get even that far, so there's another difference. XD
3680384 Hahaa, small penis joke
3680470 Well, it's officially has been 24 hours and my story hasn't been Passed or sent a message telling me what else is wrong with it.
I'll wait until tomorrow evening.
Then I'll blow my mental fuse.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy and the other one is a little lighter!
*cracks knuckles*
What do you call a guy with no legs or arms who's in front of your door?
Mat.
What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?
Peggie.
What do you call a boy who fell off a five story building?
An ambulance.
Donald Trump.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"
Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could CHUCK NORRIS.
3680688 I bit my tongue saying that sentence and now I have to risk waking my parents up to get a bandage.
Screw it. I'll just wrap some paper tissue around my tongue. It's not like I need to to communicate with you or anyone else. XD