Dec
29th
2015
I Need Your Help! · 9:03pm Dec 29th, 2015
You all know how Never Have I Ever goes. The third installment is coming along but I can't come up with new and funny Never Have I Evers for the humane seven and horse twilight to say. Thats where you guys come in. In the comments below, leave any idea for the story or a Never Have I Ever you think Sunset or Rainbow or Applejack or- well you get the point. Gimmie ideas! This story is you guys' as much as mine. Without you all the first one wouldn't have even become the success it did.
So give me an idea for a funny situation. Or a Never Have I Ever for any of the girls. And it'll be in the story!
Not sure how raunchy you want it but never have I ever...
...been caught by my mom/dad/brother/sister masturbating
...accidently bitten someone I kissed.
...burped someone in the mouth.
...seen a penis unvolontarily.
...had "The talk" and fainted.
...thought "fucking" was another Word for cooking.
...shaved my genitals
...been aroused by a cartoon charachter.
...been falling asleep While having sex/making out.
...been fantizising about principal Luna or her Sister.
...watched an adult movie /by mistake/
...questioned my sexualitet.
...questioned another persons sexuality.
Perhaps nothing funny but a start.
RD and Applejack make an alliance, but they keep hitting each other by accident, and agrue over whose fault it is.
Whatever bedroom they're in is too small for 13 people, so some of them have to sit on laps or something.
HorseTwi: "Never have I ever gone all the way with Brad."
Sunset: "Well that's gonn a be a wash, because I was dating him for months and we never- WHA? HOW DID ALL FIVE OF YOU... You were at our school for like a day!!!"
Never have I ever thought perverted things about a friends Relative.
Never have I ever had Phone Sex with Sunset Shimmer.
Never have I ever had lewd thoughts about -Insert Character here-
Never have I ever had sex with someone evil.
Never have I ever thought of having sex with Spike.
Ok so the girls are sitting around the dinner table eating pizza or whatever and discussing things and RD tunes them out and thinks certain thoughts about AJ. When all of a sudden Applejack calls out RD's name in order to get her opinion on what they were talking about, RD suddenly snaps out of her daydream and shouts to AJ "I am not undressing you in my mind!" as she says this her fist hits the table.
And the room goes quiet and there are blushes all around.
Hows that?
How about, never have I ever had serial thoughts of my relatives?
Never have I ever broken a Pinkie Promise!
Never have I ever...
SciTwi: played this game before?
Sunset: wanted to have sex with a human world pony or horse.
AJ: had sex with a pony. Either world.
RD: fantasized about a teacher. Sexually.
PP: considered not going to a friend's party. ...why don't you like me anymore?
FS: thrown up at a party.
Rarity: eaten an entire watermelon in one sitting.
Lemon Zest: BLASTED MY EARDRUMS WITH MUSIC UNTIL I COULDN'T HEAR! WHAT? WHAT? CAN YOU SPEAK UP?
Sugarcoat: spoken without thinking. What? I think about the effect my words will have. I just choose to be blunt.
Sour Sweet: had so much fun before! Wait, I need to put a finger down for that, too.
Sunny Flare: been photographed in a compromising position or situation.
Indigo Zap: lost a physical competition-the Friendship Games don't count! Principal Celestia and Dean Cadence said we were all winners!
(If the Dazzlings are there too...)
Adagio: had sex for money.
Aria: paid for sex.
Sonata: met a taco I didn't like!
Princess Twilight: suggested playing this game. And I never will.
From Family Guy:
...slept with someone with the lights on.
...had sex with someone else's spouse.
...had sex in an airport bathroom.
...gave a reacharound to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
...picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
...did the same thing but with someone from JoAnne Fabrics.
"Never have I ever... trimmed the bushes."
Never have I ever had a drunken sex/one night stand with a famous celebrity.
A blushing Princess Twilight will put a finger down at this much to the shock of the others especially Sci-Twi. She will then be pressured into hesitantly talking about her encounter with (Fleur de Lis, Spitfire, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Octavia, DJ PON-3/Vinyl Scratch. One of them or all of them from different encounters) some famous celebs from pony Equestria.
…had an orgasm while one (or more) of my friends were asleep in the same room.
That could make the sleepover a little awkward.
Never Have I Ever thought about having Twilight Twin Sex. Sunset, why are you blushing like that?
Tree Huger: Never Have I Ever NOT had a toke before. (Takes one out and lights up, before passing it.)
Applejack: Sunset, you too? And Fluttershy?
Sunset: Hey like I said, I did a lot of things when I first got here. (Takes a drag and passes it to Fluttershy.)
Fluttershy: It's actually quite nice. (Takes a small drag with a little squee sound.)
How about background chracters?
Maybe never have I ever...
...Thought of killing someone for real (maybe Sci-Twi and princess Twilight would put a finger down)
...Thought of sleeping with my doppelganger
... Been drunk in front of a family member
... Fantasized about Cadence in any way
Or maybe this sleepover gets held at sweet Apple acres and the CMC end up seeing everything and playing in the background and because it is the CMC, they have done half of the things that everyone says and then they get caught and questioned or they could just be upstairs in AB room and weird noises escape the room before someone investigates and it ends up that they were doing.... Something I'm not to sure it could be like a 2 paragraph sequence or you could just disregard the the above. You are the author.
Lets see, Never have I ever;
-made out with or had sex with someone in this room. (maybe said by Sci-Twi)
-gone to an 'Adult Toy Store". (Maybe said by Sci-Twi)
- Gotten so drunk, woke up the next morning with no memory of what happened the previous night and there was at least one other person in bed with me. (Maybe said by Applejack or Rarity)
- gone to or traveled to another dimension (answered by Princess Twilight, Sunset Shimmer and maybe Pinkie Pie)
- played strip poker (Maybe said by Fluttershy and Maybe answered by Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie)
- played a game worst than "Never have I ever" (maybe said by Rarity)
- wanted the powers/abilities of an Anime, Comic Book or Video Game character (maybe said by Rarity and Answered by everyone else)
I hope some of these ideas help
Maybe include Celestia and Luna?