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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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2015

I am so triggered right now · 5:01am Dec 17th, 2015

If I hear one more person call transgender/transsexual people crossdressers (keep in mind refuting that takes a Google search and basic scientific knowledge, regardless of your feelings on the matter), I'm going to go buy a dress and beat them to death with a pool noodle while screaming about child support.

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Can I I join you? Only I'd substitute the pool noodle for one of those Starbucks cups and rant about mental health reform.

3623727 Oh, yes.

Ah, America, where being inclusive is somehow an attack on another culture.

3623740
I was gonna say Gun Control but I figured ranting about that would be a bit to far:derpyderp1:

At least you have a righteous cause.

In an attempt to learn how to better assist with your problem, I loaded this page exactly five times to see what the ads told me. They appeared thusly:

Diarrhea pills
Lube
SUV
Multivitamins
Investment firm

All of this in relation to how you view those whose viewpoints you find lacking. What does it mean, Flint? Are ads tarot cards for the internet? Do you need any of these things? Should I be happy or concerned that these are the ads that showed up?

3623756

Diarrhea pills
Lube
SUV
Multivitamins
Investment firm

Four of those are things I'd like to shove down their throat, the fifth being useful for me attaining the first four.

If I hear one more person call transgender/transsexual people crossdressers, I'm going to go buy a dress and beat them to death with a pool noodle while screaming about child support.

That image in my head... :rainbowlaugh:

3623877 I'm serious.

I would totally do it.

Can I just dress like a hipster and beat them with legalize weed fliers?

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

Is this a way I can guarantee meeting you?:trollestia:

The terms aren't mutually exclusive, though, right? like, a F2M man wearing a dress would be both, right? :trollestia:

3624303 I, um, think so? I'm more talking about those jerks calling MtF (for example) transgenders/transsexuals crossdressing men.

Real assholes.

3624234 An easier method of summoning me is burning incense at a Zac Efron shrine while singing Fall Out Boy. At midnight during a blue moon.

3624019 Doesn't stop my mental image of the event from being hilarious! :rainbowwild:

3623729 Fine, but only if I can wear a monocle.

3624793 Put it in the blog!:rainbowlaugh:

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

3624753 ...but I can't sing.:applecry:

3625000 I accept passionate humming. VERY passionate humming.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

3625554 Now that I can do.:ajsmug:

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