Post 138 ~ Roy Mustang

I thought it was funny in my head.

Comments

[The Sexy Assistant]

I thought it was funny in my head.

That's much darker than it should have been.

[VampDash]

And you know.... it's quite rainy outside during a funeral.

[Root Beer]

3606416 Not really, kind of ridiculous though. In a way, it is hilarious.

[Heartless Jay]

Ah. Roy Mustang. The Flame Alchemist. The Exploding Inferno. The Fire Crotch.

[zel]

i am sure there is a reference i am not getting

[The Sexy Assistant]

3606438 His ignition gloves don't work in the rain.
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[Kabuto901]

He wouldn't stand a chance with anyone in the rain

[The Sexy Assistant]

3606475 I don't think he could find his way out of a wet paper bag.

[Kabuto901]

3606489 I bet he can't even swim XD probably drown in knee height water

[JibJibMonkey]

Roy can't do Jack when he gets wet. I know because I watch fma.

[The Sexy Assistant]

3606636 That would be so funny, he just steps in a puddle and the next thing he's flopping about like a fish out of water.

[Kabuto901]

3607265 yeah with a bunch of grables and him screaming for help XD "Help me! I can't swim!"

[The Sexy Assistant]

3607286 "Riza, I am in need of assistance!" D:

[Kabuto901]

3607291 And then she just lifts him up by his collar "Thank god! I thought I was gonna die"

[The Sexy Assistant]

3607292 The perfect OVA.

[Kabuto901]

3607359 :D

[Luminary]

3606440
If only he had some kind of tool on hand that could create a spark.
Like, something where a small metal hammer could strike something, and cause a chemical reaction to create a bit of fire he could use, with a quick action, like the pull of a trigger.

But alas, he doesn't have such a thing. All he has is a useless gun.

[The Sexy Assistant]

3607416 Or he could take Lumie with him.

[Luminary]

3607937
Uwah? Go out in the rain? I think not!

[The Sexy Assistant]

3607943 Lumie can be a cute handbag pony

[Luminary]

3607957
I don't like any interpretation of that.

[The Sexy Assistant]

3608295 Lumie can have a umbrella and wellies?

[Luminary]

3608478
Harumph! No! I have a rule where I don't lend my umbrella to anyone that makes fun'a my insane blather refined style of elocution.

It is a very specific rule.

[The Sexy Assistant]

3608712 s-sorry, Lumie.

[Luminary]

3608726
Your penance will be to stand super-melodramtically in the rain.
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A song about your woe is optional but recommended.

[The Sexy Assistant]

3608765 *Complies*

Hello darkness my old friend..