The Pinkie Parable - Help wanted!: an informal poll concerning tags

Salutations, denizens of the internet.

Today I have a somewhat pertinent question to ask all of you. You see, I am in need of some advice. You see, I may or may not be considering submitting this story to Equestria Daily. I cannot say in any certain terms that it may be the type of story that they are looking to showcase, but the important thing is to try.

But, as many of you may be aware, with story posts there is option of adding tags that describe the story. These are usually 5 or 6 words. The issue is, there are so many great options to choose from, considering the nature of this story. I've come up with several, and I would like your help in narrowing it down. Please, if you can, leave a comment on which of these is your favorite:

- Everything Including Story Disobeys Narrator
- Now With Seventy-Two Secret Endings
- These Tags Change Without Warning
- Find The Lawn Gnome Ending
- Soon To Be a Breakfast Cereal

Comments

[Mellow]

I find myself partial to the first three. If I had to choose one of them however, I'd choose "Everything Including Story Disobeys Narrator".
I find it sufficiently humorous while describing the exact nature of the parable.

[Sirvanilla]

I'd be inclined to say "Now With Seventy-Two Secret Endings".

[EpicShadowz]

3526599 yeah, i second this.

[cheesegal]

I like Everything Including Story Disobeys Narrator

[Stardoost]

-These Tags Change Without Warning

My vote.

[RQK]

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Cheers for the votes everyone! From this tally it would appear that "Everything Including Story Disobeys Narrator" won with 50% of the votes. I must say that out of all of the options, I was quite torn between this and "These Tags Change Without Warning".

Thus, I have used the aforementioned tags in the submission. Hooves crossed~

[MixMassBasher]

3529109 Have you considered doing something similar to the Broom Closet ending.

I just watched a Markiplier Video where he did that ending for Stanley Parable and his commentary for it was hilarious.

[RQK]

3537339

Ah. Finally! Somepony who has not read chapter four. I'm so glad that you skipped over from chapter three into chapter five like you were supposed to.

After all, chapter four does not exist. It's completely unused. There is no story there. And since there is no story to read, there is definitely no reason to go there.

[MixMassBasher]

3537344 Wait there was a chapter 4? I thought there was a typo in the chapters. Did Pinkie Deleted it?