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MrAskAPirate


Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

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  • 301 weeks
    Under the category of 'Too Perfect Not To Share'...

    For all you Dazzlings fans:

    Stare at this...

    While listening to this...



    ... Right? Right?!


    EDIT: artist is raika0306.

    9 comments · 508 views
  • 392 weeks
    Whoops; almost forgot mah hat...

    Nope; still don't fit right...

    Just got back from a week-long cruise in the western Caribbean. Sounds great right? :ajsmug:

    Too bad I'm built for cold weather and spent most of it drenched in sweat, :raritydespair:

    2 comments · 554 views
  • 398 weeks
    Star Trek Nerd Porn

    Hell of a blog title, right?

    Dat aft.

    1 comments · 590 views
  • 399 weeks
    New... uh, what is this thing? Story? Collection? Thing. New Thing!

    So long story short I got tired of having lots of ideas that weren't really enough to be stories on their own. I've seen lots of folks post up 'scrap book' style collections of whatever dribbles out of their minds and onto the page, so I figured 'why not?'

    GENTLEMEN; BEHOLD!!

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    1 comments · 599 views
  • 400 weeks
    That Followup Blog That I Said I Would Do But Never Did... Until Now

    Okay, so back when More than Meets the Ear wrapped up I said I would shortly be posting a followup blog, right?

    ... Yeah, we all know that didn't happen. Real life got in the way, yadda yadda; I'll spare you all the details. Nobody cares about my personal life (sometimes not even me, :twilightoops:).

    So!

    That was a hell of a thing, wasn't it?

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    7 comments · 734 views
Nov
2nd
2015

The Piracy Report · 6:52am Nov 2nd, 2015

(This blog actually has beans to do with piracy, digital or otherwise; I just couldn't come up with a better title, :rainbowkiss:)

I decided I'm not gonna change my avatar/screen name back to normal until after Dia de los Muertos. I mean really, the whole day is about skeletons and stuff (sorta) and it's only like two days after Halloween; why not? The next time everyone usually messes with their avatars is Christmas, but my wife said I should totally change it for Thanksgiving. She agreed to make an image of the little pirate guy riding a turkey, wearing a pilgrim hat and holding a drumstick, but I have a feeling that even if I do it no one else will and I'll just look like a dork (well... moreso than usual, :trixieshiftright:)

Next order of business! Who thinks there should be a one-shot crackfic where these two get together and talk about the secret to flowing, voluminous hair?

Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Food Immersion.

To make things even weirder, for those who may not know that fella on the left his name is 'Sunny' (:trollestia:), and one of his more famous quotes is "In other words, it has harmony. You get it, Toriko? Harmony... Friggin' harmony!"

... No, it really is. I can't make this shit up.

Lastly, my muse hasn't been letting me work on stuff that I should be doing, but she does have me working on sumthin'. Sumthin' sooper-awesum.

Actually I can't back that up; even if it turns out really good it'll probably get downvote bombed on account of this @$$hole:

Part of me also wants to name the story and/or chapters after songs from Nickelback, Vertical Horizon, and Hinder just to see how much impotent internet rage I can collect in one place, :pinkiecrazy:

That's all I got for now, kids. Gonna go read some updates and then pass out for the night.

Comments ( 2 )

I would read that. I've never been able to foodly immerse myself (I am SO sorry, but it had to be done:trollestia:) in this series, but I'd honestly love to see that. I see it now: "Food Immersion vs Blessings of the goddess, Faust; What is the Secret?":rainbowlaugh:

Also, I kinda like "The Piracy Report".

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